alphaomega
Rookie
He knows he looking at her now like 
I could still be smashing.
I could still be smashing.
The dude that BROKE UP with Beyonce....
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MooseMouthMthafuga
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Minus the Hollywod magic, looks wise, Beyonce's not that far from your average chick.I see 5 chicks at least = to or surpassing the "natural beauty" of Beyonce whenever I go to Walmart.
I'm not saying she's ugly, she's definitely a cute chick....just overblown.
Probably always feels like this inside
That sense of clarity when he realized the door wasn't going to open, again, brehs.
Same way this dude probably feels about Beyonce. That door is forever closed.
MooseMouthMthafuga
Veteran
Probably always feels like this inside
That sense of clarity when he realized the door wasn't going to open, again, brehs.
Same way this dude probably feels about Beyonce. That door is forever closed.
Bomberman
Like a C4.
Can you imagine the look on most broads' faces when he says his ex was Beyonce?
That trump card
.
That trump card
.
good ol Lyndall...
but what ya'll don't know is that while beyonce is SEXY AS HELL, if she is anything like she was back in the gap, she is DUMB AS HELL. it's really annoying sometimes. if she couldn't sing, she probably would have 3 baby daddies and work in a hair salon installing hair hats. she is a typical hood booger. trust me. why do you think she does so few interviews? the more she speaks, the more the fantasy of her being the perfect woman is tarnished. so for the most part, the people around her will tell her to STFU and sing.
but that sex appeal tho
that freakiness
that body
that money
that brain
Damn, that actually makes sense... I could never put my finger on it, but something's always seemed a little "off" about beyonce 
I always figured she was just "faking" or lacked an actual personality. Never occurred to me that she just might be dumb 
Can you imagine the look on most broads' faces when he sa:ys his ex was Beyonce?
That trump card
This. The shyt would hit hard for a quick minute, but once you come upon the revelation, "I dated Beyonce for YEARS though
", I don't know how your swag couldn't feel at a lifetime high 
hit the damn scene like 
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gangreen
Top Notch
Depreciating Asset
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This video needs its own thread. One of the funniest things I've seen on the internet.
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Exactly, stupid nikkas really thinking Beyoncé is with Jay because of his looks?
She wasn't going to fukk with anyone that not a major celeb once she was getting popular
"Girls, girls, girls"
ChiefQueen
HBIC
He is so ugly. Woof!
