I was just dating this guy. He was on Bumble (I don't do apps anymore) and come to find out -- he lived in my hi-rise. So, that was a sign - he had his ish together -- so I gave it a try.
First, he had a child - and talked bad about his child's mother -- I was already not feeling that.
Second, he had a beer belly - and wore shirts that would inch up when he sat down - and I could see his belly. He used to be in shape years ago - but something happened. I would invite him on exercise "dates" - like Hot Yoga, Biking, rock climbing, etc -- he would complain and never dress right for exercise.
Third, he ate A LOT - like he was always hungry - and would make jokes about me only eating once a day.
The final straw - was one day he laughed out loud -- with his mouth wide open - and I saw the bottom row of his teeth. I have a teeth fetish - and his lower row was out-of-line. He had like 5 extra teeth crowded together and they were buttery yellow.
The bad part is I ghosted him - even though he lived in my building. I'm a Libra and I hate confrontation.
I saw him a year later and I was now in a relationship. My boyfriend and I were waiting in the elevator lobby. I was all up on my man and he was with his boys. Luckily, he didn't say anything to me - cause it would have been an issue. But, he texted me some salty message - I just deleted it and blocked him,
do we have the same ex boyfriend? I swear mines did similiar shyt (minus the exercise date)
let the church say amen
