The Foul stuff we do to Ugly/Fat broads

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Yall reminded me, i was repeatedly approached by a hefty young thing on FB but she was just too massive in build to be attractive. That solid square look. Now i checked she lost 50 pounds but the titty meats are still big girls size. :sadcam::beli:I said no too many times already while she was big and she knows friends. Do i risk the L?


You only live once. F*ck your friends, always take free azz over friends. Be careful though, as much as I hate to say this, big girls got juicy wet p*ss. I think it comes from not getting f*cked that much :heh: What happens is that you start enjoying it and those 50 lbs come right back. It's f*cked up, but you gotta treat those in-between girls like sh*t. As soon as they get cozy all the weight comes back. My advice is to hit but be upfront. Actually this reminds me of another f*cked up situation in DR.....

So this one chick who I had been hittin' (ridiculous Esther Baxter body with Gloria Velez looks) I hadn't seen her in about 3 months because she went to Santiago to stay with her fam for a minute. She hits me up talkin' about she's comin' through for the weekend and wants me to do my do :myman: She comes in with the sunflower dress and glasses so I didn't get a good look, we made out, I told her to hit the sheets while I put on some music. So I come back to bedroom and she's in doggy, but there's one problem,....chicken wings :whoa:. I told her :camby: I ain't doin' it. She left cryin'. I still feel f*cked up about it, she was a good girl too. :snoop: But damn chicken wings in 3 months is a spare tire in a year is a blue whale in 5 years, and I had to check that. So please don't cuddle with her, don't make her feel warm and fuzzy inside, unless you prepared to handle the extra weight :wow:
 

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You only live once. F*ck your friends, always take free azz over friends. Be careful though, as much as I hate to say this, big girls got juicy wet p*ss. I think it comes from not getting f*cked that much :heh: What happens is that you start enjoying it and those 50 lbs come right back. It's f*cked up, but you gotta treat those in-between girls like sh*t. As soon as they get cozy all the weight comes back. My advice is to hit but be upfront. Actually this reminds me of another f*cked up situation in DR.....

So this one chick who I had been hittin' (ridiculous Esther Baxter body with Gloria Velez looks) I hadn't seen her in about 3 months because she went to Santiago to stay with her fam for a minute. She hits me up talkin' about she's comin' through for the weekend and wants me to do my do :myman: She comes in with the sunflower dress and glasses so I didn't get a good look, we made out, I told her to hit the sheets while I put on some music. So I come back to bedroom and she's in doggy, but there's one problem,....chicken wings :whoa:. I told her :camby: I ain't doin' it. She left cryin'. I still feel f*cked up about it, she was a good girl too. :snoop: But damn chicken wings in 3 months is a spare tire in a year is a blue whale in 5 years, and I had to check that. So please don't cuddle with her, don't make her feel warm and fuzzy inside, unless you prepared to handle the extra weight :wow:

Good looking out breh :wow: It'd take some time for her to balloon out anyway i can see it coming.
Chicken wings meaning like the belly sagging on the sides? I'd eat that up.
 

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Good looking out breh :wow: It'd take some time for her to balloon out anyway i can see it coming.
Chicken wings meaning like the belly sagging on the sides? I'd eat that up.

Chicken wings means slight rolls in the lats. It's not as bad as a sagging belly, but it's the trend towards that I wanted to avoid more than anything. Most chicks have some fat around the backside, but it shouldn't look scrunched up if your back is straight :scusthov: Don't assume you can see it coming. Those chicks ride a fine line, and can easily gain 15 lbs in a week, you have to remember they're STARVING themselves just to get to a respectable thick look.
 

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Dont completely dis fat girls brehs, ive seen some of them slim the fukk up and be looking drop dead sexy :whoo:
 

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Date them. Sometimes I feel bad. I like fat girls. When I date them I think the way I talk about improving my body makes them feel bad about their own. I like being skinny. I ain't trying to date a skinny or buff girl.

I also don't want to reassure someone that I'm attracted to them just the way they are. When I clearly am attracted to them.
 

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One time I was beatin the bacon grease off this fatty, I mean straight demoralizing her. When my boys buzz up to my place. I spray some febreeze,tell her its my gf and she has to hide in my closet....

But,my crew and I start blazin and playing madden and I forgot she was there. Some fours later they clear out. She hears them leave, I act like I didnt forget and throat that 3 with 8 until I bust.

Told her I was too faded to drive,gave her bus fare.








In pennies.



Two days later she tells me she loves me
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man i met this ugly bytch one time

for some reason this bytch was turning me on
talked for a couple days finally set the play up
got her naked this bytch body was fukking crazy
NOT ONE STRETCHMARK, CUT, WOUND, SCARS
NOTHING
i fukked her like i knew her. ate p*ssy, ass, and came in her like it was goin outta style

would yall calll that foul?

I think it's God's way of keeping things diverse, hella fat bishes have cute faces, hella ugly bishes have banging bodies, so a lot of bishes be gettin' f*cked off an exception :pachaha:
 
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