The fukkery Angles of Wrestling

[MenacingMonk]

Wrestling is theatrical, not just in the ring. Sometimes it goes beyond trying to blind reality. These are just some things I remember that really revealed how it became to be a show outside the ropes.

-Stone Cold dropping a car 50 feet high with Triple H in it. And he survives with a cut.

-Mae Young revealing she likes hands in her.

-someone surviving being buried alive.

-Pillman with a gun.

-pregnant angles

-Big Show falling off the top of the car parking lot and surviving.

-Hawk falling off the titan tron while off the rocker (had me as a kid).

shyt that makes no got damn sense

I know there's plenty out there too.

 

[GPBear]

Man, all the weird sex shyt. Also is kinda when I bailed.

Went from like, using the divas as sex slaves, to the weird kiss-my-ass thing that I'd rather forget, Rikishi, and then fukking over Matt Hardy by having Edge and Lita introduce an entire generation of kids to sex. Whenever you start messing around with sex angles, you obviously have to end with having the Big Red Machine push Lita over and give her a miscarriage and we all know how well abortion storylines go over...

But on a lighter note: Setting your childhood funeral home on fire while your manager's illegitimate son/your half-brother burns alive inside


Only for him to come out, rip the door off a steel cage in monstrous rage, and tombstone piledrive you so Mankind can get the win.

 

[Francis White]

Man, all the weird sex shyt. Also is kinda when I bailed.

Went from like, using the divas as sex slaves, to the weird kiss-my-ass thing that I'd rather forget, Rikishi, and then fukking over Matt Hardy by having Edge and Lita introduce an entire generation of kids to sex. Whenever you start messing around with sex angles, you obviously have to end with having the Big Red Machine push Lita over and give her a miscarriage and we all know how well abortion storylines go over...

But on a lighter note: Setting your childhood funeral home on fire while your manager's illegitimate son/your half-brother burns alive inside


Only for him to come out, rip the door off a steel cage in monstrous rage, and tombstone piledrive you so HBK can get the win.

Now you don't sound like an idiot.

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

No you don't sound like an idiot.

 

[FRIED MASON]

 

[Biscayne]

Wrestling is theatrical, not just in the ring. Sometimes it goes beyond trying to blind reality. These are just some things I remember that really revealed how it became to be a show beyond the ropes.

-Stone Cold dropping a car 50 feet high with Triple H in it. And he survives with a cut.

-Mae Young revealing she likes hands in her.

-someone surviving being buried alive.

-Pillman with a gun.

-pregnant angles

-Big Show falling off the top of the car parking lot and surviving.

-Hawk falling off the titan tron while off the rocker (had me as a kid).

shyt that makes no got damn sense

I know there's plenty out there too.

Man, all the weird sex shyt. Also is kinda when I bailed.

Went from like, using the divas as sex slaves, to the weird kiss-my-ass thing that I'd rather forget, Rikishi, and then fukking over Matt Hardy by having Edge and Lita introduce an entire generation of kids to sex. Whenever you start messing around with sex angles, you obviously have to end with having the Big Red Machine push Lita over and give her a miscarriage and we all know how well abortion storylines go over...

But on a lighter note: Setting your childhood funeral home on fire while your manager's illegitimate son/your half-brother burns alive inside


Only for him to come out, rip the door off a steel cage in monstrous rage, and tombstone piledrive you so Mankind can get the win.

I've followed wrestling in lil spates as a kid...

Having said that ...

WTF!?!?

 

[Devilinurear]

Triple h fake having sex with a doll yet kaine is seen as into necrophilia

 

[Rosecrans]

Katie Vick literally had me do this and bounce for a couple of years:

 

[Fenian]

Boss man was at the heart of tons of these.

Not to mention al snow's dog.

 

[YakSpiller]

Kiss my ass club

Wrestling, the only place where your boss can write you into a storyline were you literally have to kiss his ass

 

[WaveMolecules]

Carlos Colon comes out of retirement to confront invader 1 (guy who killed bruiser brody). in 2013. Pure scum.



BONUS:
manny fernandez getting revenge on invader 1s tag partner invader 3 () for brodys death

 

[The Villain]

this shyt right here

 

[TransJenner]

I use to think Kane was really Burnt so when he unmasked it really affected me as a kid

I legit felt sad

 

[NYChase718]

Kane and Austin tossed Paul bearer head first down a sewer...I think he showed up the next week with taker

Riiiiiight

 

[Bootzilla]