This is exactly what happened when Star went to the station to file charges:
Star: Hey my name is Star and I want to press charges on some one
Police: Well sir, you have to use real names on police reports. What's your full name?
Star: Jeffrey Cornball
Police: Ok Mr. Cornball, what happened?
Star: A rapper from LA said he wanted to break my jaw.
Police: Break your jaw when?
Star: About 10 years ago. It was around the time I got fired for threatening to beat up bytch ass DJ Envy and his 12 year old daughter.
Police: Ok where is the rapper currently?
Star: In LA
Police:
"Ok Mr. Cornball, fill out this report and we'll issue a local warrant for his arrest"
