The gayest shyt happens at the barber shop

[Mess World]

nikkas crotch is touching ya knees , I'm
Trying to move my knee away


nikkas grabbing ya head

 

[Mess World]

Then they look at you and do that mouth thing and you tuck ya lips in to get ya mustache done

shyts gay as fukk

 

[End Cruelty]

My barber is white.

 

[Mess World]

My barber is white.

He better be a wigga

 

[Mess World]

I'm just making excuses I need a hair cut and beard trim

 

[luckyse7enz]

You know, I was just wondering last week if it's weird to close your eyes while getting a haircut. During certain parts, I close my eyes because 1) it's relaxing and 2) it helps me avoid awkwardly staring at my barber's face or whatever...

...but then I'm like, is it weirder for them for me to have my eyes closed? What's the proper etiquette?

 

[Sithlord Piff]

mastered the taper fade in highschool

 

[Terrance Curtis Beasley]

cut your own hair with the self cut system

 

[Boogie]

I can't imagine why the barbers dikk would be all the way on your knees.

What kinda shop you going to breh?

 

[Mess World]

You know, I was just wondering last week if it's weird to close your eyes while getting a haircut. During certain parts, I close my eyes because 1) it's relaxing and 2) it helps me avoid awkwardly staring at my barber's face or whatever...

...but then I'm like, is it weirder for them for me to have my eyes closed? What's the proper etiquette?

I close my eyes when they do my mustache because I don't want hair flying in my face but sometimes I close my eyes also when they do my face because im scared because those clippers are sharp sometimes and I think it's gonna cut me , I'm squirming in the seat and shyt

 

[Mess World]

I can't imagine why the barbers dikk would be all the way on your knees.

What kinda shop you going to breh?

When they line up the front hairline sometimes it do be on ya knees

 

[Zero]

Thread's been done before, and better

 

[Mess World]

Thread's been done before, and better

Well I haven't seen it

 

[Doobie Doo]

You know, I was just wondering last week if it's weird to close your eyes while getting a haircut. During certain parts, I close my eyes because 1) it's relaxing and 2) it helps me avoid awkwardly staring at my barber's face or whatever...

...but then I'm like, is it weirder for them for me to have my eyes closed? What's the proper etiquette?

Haircuts in other countries sometimes come with neck and scalp massages. It's supposed to be a relaxing experience.

Check dude's Youtube channel ASMR barber. Dude goes to different countries like Italy and India and gets haircuts with different barbers to see the experience

ASMR Barber

 

[DaPresident]

When I'm in the chair I don't close my eyes and sit there with one of these two faces the whole cut or


I dare that cat to look me in my eyes...just cut me, get me lined up and take this dub ($20) I throw at you my G so I can be on my way homes