The gayest shyt happens at the barber shop

[xXOGLEGENDXx]

I once decided to troll the shyt out of my barber. No matter what I kept staring at him while he was edging me up. This nikka got hella uncomfortable and put his hand over my eyes.

 

[Mess World]

I went to this barber shop a few times in SF years ago and dude kept putting eye liner pencil in my beard

"Yeah man I cut hair in Hollywood and this is a trick to make ya beard look fuller"

I'm like I don't give a shyt

Soon as I left I hit a bathroom and washed that shyt out

 

[dappadonna]

I once decided to troll the shyt out of my barber. No matter what I kept staring at him while he was edging me up. This nikka got hella uncomfortable and put his hand over my eyes.

 

[Kobes Two Jerseys]

You know, I was just wondering last week if it's weird to close your eyes while getting a haircut. During certain parts, I close my eyes because 1) it's relaxing and 2) it helps me avoid awkwardly staring at my barber's face or whatever...

...but then I'm like, is it weirder for them for me to have my eyes closed? What's the proper etiquette?

I damn near fell asleep today in the chair.

 

[Kobes Two Jerseys]

When I'm in the chair I don't close my eyes and sit there with one of these two faces the whole cut or


I dare that cat to look me in my eyes...just cut me, get me lined up and take this dub ($20) I throw at you my G so I can be on my way homes

Yup. Im not there to chit chat. Pay attention to your craft and just cut my shyt.

 

[IVS]

My barber is so fine, I'd feast her right in front of the whole shop. Be having me chinese arithmetic hard. I wish she would grind that thang across my knee.

 

[Coli Bot]

When I'm in the chair I don't close my eyes and sit there with one of these two faces the whole cut or


I dare that cat to look me in my eyes...just cut me, get me lined up and take this dub ($20) I throw at you my G so I can be on my way homes

The martin image sitting in the chair while getting cut got me dying lol


I hate when they right in front of you doing your beard and you dont know where to look

 

[Tanahashi Coates]

Haircuts in other countries sometimes come with neck and scalp massages. It's supposed to be a relaxing experience.

Check dude's Youtube channel ASMR barber. Dude goes to different countries like Italy and India and gets haircuts with different barbers to see the experience

ASMR Barber

Them brain tingles when the barber uses scissors

 

[Terrance Curtis Beasley]

When I'm in the chair I don't close my eyes and sit there with one of these two faces the whole cut or

lol I be like dis

 

[Taadow]

So they don't fucc in the ass?

Because I would think that would be "the gayest shyt".
If that ain't happening at your barber shop, I think you're overreacting.

 

[NBA Youngbreh]

My barber is so fine, I'd feast her right in front of the whole shop. Be having me chinese arithmetic hard. I wish she would grind that thang across my knee.

You let a female cut your hair

 

[Smoke]

Bald life

 

[JerkPork]

After getting edged up, when they spray you with the alcohol on the outside I be like , but on the inside im like

 

[Mess World]

If he got to use scissors for a fro taper he don't know what he's doing you're supposed to use clippers

 

[CHICAGOrilla]

When you gettin lined up in the front
If yall lock eyes you gay