The General Mills Chronicles.
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General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
This one is Gleaming the Cube.
I went to a private Catholic school all the way until High School. My parents game me a choice. . Either go to Central Catholic ( all male catholic high school. Dan Marino's school ) or I could go to public school.
Breh's I am in the middle of puberty. I need females.
So I made my decision. Now. . Since I was going to a private school before most of my friends were from there. I knew the kids in my neighborhood but since I did not go to school with them it was not a close connection. .
This happened about a week and half before school started. Me and my homie were on our skateboards. . Heading to the gas station to fill up on candy. . .When we ran into these two dimes.
I knew them but did not KNOW them. . So we get off our boards and started walking with these females. Chatting them up. Im playing the angle of. . . Im the new kid coming to school. . .
It was working beautifully.
Had the one chick giggling 
and feeling a nikka. . We get to the top of this hill. Now this hill . . was steep as fukk.
Like that one but maybe steeper. At the bottom was the gas station we were going too. Now normally. . We never rode out skateboards down the hill. You may sit down and coast that way. But we aint trying to Tony Hawk our way down the side of a mountain basically.
Brehs.
To this day I will never know what came over me. I had the chick I was walking with semi-cuffed. I guess I wanted to impress her a lil more. We are standing at the top. . .When I get on my board. . . . Casually tell my homie and the two chicks. Cya at the store. . Then I kick flip and push off!
I was so confident!! WHY?
Maybe cause I was having some success with ol girl. I dunno. But I push off hard as fukk. . . .. . into oblivion. 
I went to a private Catholic school all the way until High School. My parents game me a choice. . Either go to Central Catholic ( all male catholic high school. Dan Marino's school ) or I could go to public school.
Breh's I am in the middle of puberty. I need females.
So I made my decision. Now. . Since I was going to a private school before most of my friends were from there. I knew the kids in my neighborhood but since I did not go to school with them it was not a close connection. . This happened about a week and half before school started. Me and my homie were on our skateboards. . Heading to the gas station to fill up on candy. . .When we ran into these two dimes.
I knew them but did not KNOW them. . So we get off our boards and started walking with these females. Chatting them up. Im playing the angle of. . . Im the new kid coming to school. . .It was working beautifully.
Had the one chick giggling and feeling a nikka. . We get to the top of this hill. Now this hill . . was steep as fukk.
Like that one but maybe steeper. At the bottom was the gas station we were going too. Now normally. . We never rode out skateboards down the hill. You may sit down and coast that way. But we aint trying to Tony Hawk our way down the side of a mountain basically.
Brehs.
To this day I will never know what came over me. I had the chick I was walking with semi-cuffed. I guess I wanted to impress her a lil more. We are standing at the top. . .When I get on my board. . . . Casually tell my homie and the two chicks. Cya at the store. . Then I kick flip and push off!
I was so confident!! WHY?
Maybe cause I was having some success with ol girl. I dunno. But I push off hard as fukk. . . .. . into oblivion.
lol
I was so confident!! WHY?
yes and hear it goes!oh and you shouldve went to central nikka so i couldve witnessed these L's first hand
Trajan
Veteran
This one is Gleaming the Cube.
I went to a private Catholic school all the way until High School. My parents game me a choice. . Either go to Central Catholic ( all male catholic high school. Dan Marino's school ) or I could go to public school.
Breh's I am in the middle of puberty. I need females.
This happened about a week and half before school started. Me and my homie were on our skateboards. . Heading to the gas station to fill up on candy. . .When we ran into these two dimes.
It was working beautifully.
Like that one but maybe steeper. At the bottom was the gas station we were going too. Now normally. . We never rode out skateboards down the hill. You may sit down and coast that way. But we aint trying to Tony Hawk our way down the side of a mountain basically.
Brehs.
I was so confident!! WHY?
LOL
Waiting in anticipation for the L. . .
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
Ok. . For one. I was no expert skateboarder. I had a deck and on occasion I would bust it out. But I was not looking to join the X games.
I remember pushing off and hearing my homie "GASP" loud as fukk. I turned around and looked at them.
He is looking like 
My girl is looking like 
I Nodded and kept it moving.
Unlike Christian in the movie Gleaming the Cube. I had zero helmets or pads.
I am almost halfway down when trouble hit. . 
I hit a small pebble. That pebble caused a ripple effect. . . I started slightly wiggling. . . By this time I was really picking up speed.
I tried to over compensate and that caused the wiggling and swaying to get worse. . . Felt like I was on a ship. I did not realize my actual speed. . I started really SWAYING. . . .So I made a command decision. . To jump off and live to fight another day. . .
Well well well. MY PLAN was to casually jump off. Collect my board and continue my journey. . . Nah
I jump off and run. . .but my feet could not keep up fast enough. . . I took about three or four big steps. . next thing I know I am in flight .
Fully stretched out brehs. Then I hit the pavement. . Face first 
I remember pushing off and hearing my homie "GASP" loud as fukk. I turned around and looked at them.
He is looking like My girl is looking like I Nodded and kept it moving.
Unlike Christian in the movie Gleaming the Cube. I had zero helmets or pads.
I am almost halfway down when trouble hit. . I hit a small pebble. That pebble caused a ripple effect. . . I started slightly wiggling. . . By this time I was really picking up speed. I tried to over compensate and that caused the wiggling and swaying to get worse. . . Felt like I was on a ship. I did not realize my actual speed. . I started really SWAYING. . . .So I made a command decision. . To jump off and live to fight another day. . .
Well well well. MY PLAN was to casually jump off. Collect my board and continue my journey. . . Nah
I jump off and run. . .but my feet could not keep up fast enough. . . I took about three or four big steps. . next thing I know I am in flight .
gawd damn breh
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
I literally slid down the hill on my FACE. 
I remember being mortified and worrying about my dime seeing me. . . .I skid to a stop and I look to my left.
There is a fire station there. . And about 4 of the firefighters were just sitting there chilling.. When I
They JUMPED UP and started running over to me across the grass.
I am still on the ground trying to wave them away. I dont my girl to see me being worked on by some firefighters. PLUS. I did not feel any pain. As far as I knew I had maybe some gravel in my hair. But that was about it. I felt no pain at all so I thought it was just a little spill. Embarrassing? Sure. But it did not require 4 grown men tending to me. 
https://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&client=firefox-a&q=garden+city+fire+hall+monroeville+pa&ie=UTF-8 Hell if you want you can google street view the hill and the firehall in the link. The hill is much steeper than it looks right there.
So they are fussing with me. . One of the guys runs back into the firehouse and comes back with a lil spray bottle and some clean rags. Starts misting my face.
then dabbing it gingerly.
The other firefighters were looking at me like
I remember being mortified and worrying about my dime seeing me. . . .I skid to a stop and I look to my left. There is a fire station there. . And about 4 of the firefighters were just sitting there chilling.. When I
They JUMPED UP and started running over to me across the grass.
I am still on the ground trying to wave them away. I dont my girl to see me being worked on by some firefighters. PLUS. I did not feel any pain. As far as I knew I had maybe some gravel in my hair. But that was about it. I felt no pain at all so I thought it was just a little spill. Embarrassing? Sure. But it did not require 4 grown men tending to me. https://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&client=firefox-a&q=garden+city+fire+hall+monroeville+pa&ie=UTF-8 Hell if you want you can google street view the hill and the firehall in the link. The hill is much steeper than it looks right there.
So they are fussing with me. . One of the guys runs back into the firehouse and comes back with a lil spray bottle and some clean rags. Starts misting my face.
then dabbing it gingerly. The other firefighters were looking at me like
STEVE
MIami Beach on the check-in.
this has happened to me
the pain, the horror...
GO GENERAL!!!!!!
the pain, the horror...
GO GENERAL!!!!!!
peep this thread too general http://www.the-coli.com/just-buggin-out/27482-your-sonnings.html
general where you from bruh
Silver Surfer
Veteran
you should have just sat on the skateboard and ride that bytch down the hill thats how we used to do it
bruh you still didnt tell us what happen with the gurl son
beenz
Rap Guerilla
Pittsburg area. U can see it on the map.