Vagina Thief
Your mother has nuts
 I'm going to have to smoke a fat ass blunt before i read that last story breh. 
 I'm going to have to smoke a fat ass blunt before i read that last story breh. 
This one is First Day Of School Blues
If you remember. . I went to a private Catholic school all the way up until High School. A week and a half before school starts I manage to Road Rash my whole face up and went to school looking like The Mummy.
So to say least. . .I was pretty fukking mortified walking into High School brehs. . All the chicks were looking at me likeAll the nikkas were like
I am sitting in home room class on the first day of school with some cotdam slacks and penny loafers on and a vest sweater. . looking like a fukking duck.
First day of school. .Very first homeroom class. I am swaggless as can be.I am slouched in my seat when I see two seniors arguing. One is the big burly cac. He kinda looked like
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He was arguing with his girl. . or now ex girl.
Biff - Over? What do you mean over??
Girl - leave me alone please. I already told you.
Biff - fukk YOU bytch!!( shoves her books on the floor )
I look over and see the poor cac girlSo what do I do?
Like a dumb simp I bend down to help her pick up the books. . Now that I look back on it. . That lil slice of simpage cost me hours in the dental chair.
... generaaaaaalllll... finish the story brehThis one is First Day Of School Blues
First day of school. .Very first homeroom class. I am swaggless as can be.I am slouched in my seat when I see two seniors arguing. One is the big burly cac. He kinda looked like
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He was arguing with his girl. . or now ex girl.
Biff - Over? What do you mean over??
Girl - leave me alone please. I already told you.
Biff - fukk YOU bytch!!( shoves her books on the floor )
I look over and see the poor cac girlSo what do I do?
Like a dumb simp I bend down to help her pick up the books. . Now that I look back on it. . That lil slice of simpage cost me hours in the dental chair.


	
	
         
	
  I automatically bent down to help her up. She looked at me grateful and inside I was 
   What I did not notice was Biff had circled behind me while I was on my knees simping.
 
	
	
  Then a slow roar started. . . .And soon everyone was  
  when the teacher walks in and starts hollering. Tells Biff to get down to the office. . And he walks over to help me up. I brush him off and tell him I am ok.  
  I start damage control.


   ( starts running back at me but teacher intercepts his ass and his holding him back )
  on the inside tho I am 
 

Me 2.looks like i have some catching up to do