General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
Scooping up that Finnish babe and you sired Finnish mills that a W in my book
The best thing that ever happened to me.
The General Mills Chronicles.
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The best thing that ever happened to me.
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This nikka General 
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
Lets talk about my days at St. Bernadettes parochial school. 
I started going here in the 4th grade. . And I stayed all the way until 9th grade.
Me, my brother, and my sister were the only black kids in the school. Also it was a very small school. Each grade consisted of one class of about 20 to 25 kids. I quickly made friends and became part of the crew. Naturally I had a few missteps along the way. 
The first thing I had to get used to was church service. Now I grew up in a black church. . I was there every sunday. . ALL DAY ON SUNDAY. Vacation Bible school in the summer. . The whole 9. . Well at St. Bernies we had religion class every day. . Except on Wed. We would walk across the parking lot and go to church instead of class.
I was
What is this bullshyt. . . We get in there the first time and I am at a loss for words. . Incense was blowing, alter boys in some Ric Flair like robes, and the kneeling and gang signs everyone was doing before they got in their pews.
They gave me no instruction or manual. They just threw me to the wolves.
I am awestruck. . I am looking around so much I did not notice that I was still standing in the aisle and everyone was seated. . I heard my teacher . .Sister Anne screaming in a whisper. .
general sit downnnnnnnnn
Me -
I started going here in the 4th grade. . And I stayed all the way until 9th grade.
Me, my brother, and my sister were the only black kids in the school. Also it was a very small school. Each grade consisted of one class of about 20 to 25 kids. I quickly made friends and became part of the crew.
Naturally I had a few missteps along the way. The first thing I had to get used to was church service. Now I grew up in a black church. . I was there every sunday. . ALL DAY ON SUNDAY. Vacation Bible school in the summer. . The whole 9. . Well at St. Bernies we had religion class every day. . Except on Wed. We would walk across the parking lot and go to church instead of class.
I was
What is this bullshyt. . . We get in there the first time and I am at a loss for words. . Incense was blowing, alter boys in some Ric Flair like robes, and the kneeling and gang signs everyone was doing before they got in their pews.
They gave me no instruction or manual. They just threw me to the wolves.
I am awestruck. . I am looking around so much I did not notice that I was still standing in the aisle and everyone was seated. . I heard my teacher . .Sister Anne screaming in a whisper. .general sit downnnnnnnnn
Me -
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
I was memorized! The blatant pageantry of everything appealed to me! Everything seemed so swagged out! 
The stained glass windows! The lil fountains with water. The choir sounding like angels. Everything was laced with gold!!! 
GAWD IS SO BEAUTIFUL!!!!
I am not aware I am still standing in the middle of aisle just turning around in circles looking on all that gawd has created. I guess my teacher sent one of the kids to scoop me. I was not done looking tho yet breh. . He tapped me on my shoulder and I shrugged him off. . 
I am slowly walking towards our pews but I am still looking around at everything. . .
He grabs my arm this time and I whip it off me
and he loses his balance and falls. . . Only it was not a classmate this time. . It was Sister Anne. 
She hit the side of one pew and fell into the lap of a old lady in the next pew. 
Ohhhhhhh... .. . The whole class went OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Loud as fukk!! Sister Anne kept her composure even though she was currently sitting in the lap of a 80 year old lady. She tells everyone to be quiet and
GENERAL SIT DOWN!!
I go to sit down and I catch the eye of my one homie. He is trying to tell me something.
He is making hand movements. .
The stained glass windows! The lil fountains with water. The choir sounding like angels. Everything was laced with gold!!! GAWD IS SO BEAUTIFUL!!!!I am not aware I am still standing in the middle of aisle just turning around in circles looking on all that gawd has created.
I guess my teacher sent one of the kids to scoop me. I was not done looking tho yet breh. . He tapped me on my shoulder and I shrugged him off. . I am slowly walking towards our pews but I am still looking around at everything. . .He grabs my arm this time and I whip it off me
and he loses his balance and falls. . . Only it was not a classmate this time. . It was Sister Anne. She hit the side of one pew and fell into the lap of a old lady in the next pew. Ohhhhhhh... .. . The whole class went OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Loud as fukk!! Sister Anne kept her composure even though she was currently sitting in the lap of a 80 year old lady. She tells everyone to be quiet and GENERAL SIT DOWN!!
I go to sit down and I catch the eye of my one homie. He is trying to tell me something.
He is making hand movements. .
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
He is making the gang signs even more frantically now and I am 
Then I spy someone else getting ready to sit down and see them kneel down. . make the cross sign then sit down. . I am I see now! Before I could implement it tho Sister Anne snatched me by my ear and made me sit down. . Cotdam that hurt!
Ok we are sitting down. . Then I am perplexed by something else. The kneeling down and getting up. . . They did this seemingly at random and I could not get it. . When they were up I was down. .
shyt was getting mad annoying. . But this was not the kicker. .
Communion. . Aiyo. . NOBODY TOLD ME!
When people start lining up I ask my breh next to me. . what is this? He says you get some wine and bread.
So I am like oh word!! We can have wine!??!!
And maybe a bagel or something. . This is all so based! 
I figured it was snack time at church. . We get in line. . I cant wait to 
Father Richard tries to hand me the wafer. . I have no interest in that. I drop it and grab the cup and take a long swallow. .
The altar boy standing there was
Then I spy someone else getting ready to sit down and see them kneel down. . make the cross sign then sit down. . I am I see now! Before I could implement it tho Sister Anne snatched me by my ear and made me sit down. . Cotdam that hurt! Ok we are sitting down. . Then I am perplexed by something else. The kneeling down and getting up. . . They did this seemingly at random and I could not get it. . When they were up I was down. .
shyt was getting mad annoying. . But this was not the kicker. .Communion. . Aiyo. . NOBODY TOLD ME!
When people start lining up I ask my breh next to me. . what is this? He says you get some wine and bread.So I am like oh word!! We can have wine!??!!
And maybe a bagel or something. . This is all so based! I figured it was snack time at church. . We get in line. . I cant wait to
Father Richard tries to hand me the wafer. . I have no interest in that. I drop it and grab the cup and take a long swallow. .
The altar boy standing there was
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
i know exactly where this is @dogbasedgrimlin should to he went to sacred heart
edit: i hope you find little finish mills soon breh
HA! Sacred Heart! Damn when I played basketball for the Sabers yall put a beating on us. I remember my coach looking at me like. You are black. . .So you should be balling! I was
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
Father Richard was
Altar Boys were
I could hear Sister Anne behind me take a sharp breath in!!
Father Richard was like. - You dropped the body of Christ!!
Me - What? Where is Christ??
Father Richard - The bread is the body of Christ!! Please pick it up.
Me - Uh. . ok.
I pick up the lil wafer thingie. . Put it in my pocket and walk back to my seat utterly confused. I remember seeing the looks on people's faces as I am walking. . 
I sit down and look at my breh next to me. He is stuttering. . holy smokes General!
Altar Boys were
I could hear Sister Anne behind me take a sharp breath in!!
Father Richard was like. - You dropped the body of Christ!!
Me - What? Where is Christ??
Father Richard - The bread is the body of Christ!! Please pick it up.
Me - Uh. . ok.
I pick up the lil wafer thingie. . Put it in my pocket and walk back to my seat utterly confused. I remember seeing the looks on people's faces as I am walking. . I sit down and look at my breh next to me. He is stuttering. . holy smokes General!
Jesus H. Christ
I died for your sins
yooooo 
livindajetlife
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breh this shyt mane.... im at a loss for words... funniest shyt ive ever read... u do the dumbest shyt tho lol.. but the cult shyt fukk that, when that lil boy said be careful i wouldve fainted, seen too many scary movies
yeahisaidit
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Father Richard tries to hand me the wafer. . I have no interest in that. I drop it and grab the cup and take a long swallow. .
The altar boy standing there was
No lie, I just fell out laughing at this! You are a damn fool, General!