general you just didnt give a shyt did you?
The General Mills Chronicles.
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HA! Sacred Heart! Damn when I played basketball for the Sabers yall put a beating on us. I remember my coach looking at me like. You are black. . .So you should be balling! I was
I know you have some basketball stories...
I figured it was snack time at church. . We get in line. . I cant wait to
Father Richard tries to hand me the wafer. . I have no interest in that. I drop it and grab the cup and take a long swallow. .
The altar boy standing there was
Doctor Gonzo
Head full of acid
I am at a loss for words. . Incense was blowing, alter boys in some Ric Flair like robes, and the kneeling and gang signs everyone was doing before they got in their pews.
Imagining that
DallasTxRep
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Father Richard was like. - You dropped the body of Christ!!
Me - What? Where is Christ??
Father Richard - The bread is the body of Christ!! Please pick it up.
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
dennis roadman
nuclear war in my bag
st. b's story 
i always felt awkward screwing up processions in my grandparents' church but that...
you gotta grip your story on that other level
i always felt awkward screwing up processions in my grandparents' church but that...
you gotta grip your story on that other level 
Jmare007
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I am legit sorry for upping this but god dammit @Swagaveli @General Mills What happened with Anna and Finnish Mills? 
Was it impossible to track them down?
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Was it impossible to track them down?
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I am legit sorry for upping this but god dammit @Swagaveli @General Mills What happened with Anna and Finnish Mills?
Was it impossible to track them down?
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Yeah breh, for now NO info at all on them both
I tried to search using a couple very nice databases and shyt too...If you got any more info on em, holla at me Mills!
And O M G I'm fukkin dying over here...Story after story Mills KILLING nikkas with laughter, hahaha
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General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
Fast forward a bit on this story. After my religion teacher explained to me in detail the Communion and what it means. . I was 
BUTTTT.. . I still was not sold on the lil plastic feeling wafer they gave us. I mean if it would have been some real bread. . Towntalk or Merita or something I would have felt better. .
But this?
I could not fukk with it.
So after that when we went up for Communion I would take the wafer. . Pretend to put it in my mouth. 
Keep it im my hand. Take a swig of wine then sit down. Later when I got back to my desk I would throw it in the back of my desk. 
This was all good until the end of the year and we were cleaning out our desks. I had actually forgot about my Body of Christ stash. . Until I looked in the back of my desk. . Fucckkk. . . Sister Anne comes up to me cause I was the only one not done yet. .
She peeks in my desk and is She literally was hollering and screeching like a wounded chihuahua. She turned around and I was
Me - I am sorry. It seemed so nasty.
Sister Anne - "ITS THE BODY OF CHRIST!!!!!!!"
Then she runs out of the classroom and 5 minutes later Father Richard and Father Thomas both come running in followed by our principal Sister Carol. . . . They start
over the BOC stacks I got in the back of my desk. It was alot. smh
They never said NOTHING TO ME. . They just silently ethered me next time in church. We line up for Communion. I am parched and cant wait for my sweet sweet wine. When its my turn Father Richard looks right past me and serves the next person in line. . . .
I stood there awkward for a moment. . Then took my L and sat my ass down.
BUTTTT.. . I still was not sold on the lil plastic feeling wafer they gave us. I mean if it would have been some real bread. . Towntalk or Merita or something I would have felt better. .But this?
I could not fukk with it.
So after that when we went up for Communion I would take the wafer. . Pretend to put it in my mouth. Keep it im my hand. Take a swig of wine then sit down. Later when I got back to my desk I would throw it in the back of my desk. This was all good until the end of the year and we were cleaning out our desks. I had actually forgot about my Body of Christ stash. . Until I looked in the back of my desk. . Fucckkk. . . Sister Anne comes up to me cause I was the only one not done yet. .
She peeks in my desk and is
She literally was hollering and screeching like a wounded chihuahua. She turned around and I was Me -
I am sorry. It seemed so nasty.Sister Anne - "ITS THE BODY OF CHRIST!!!!!!!"
Then she runs out of the classroom and 5 minutes later Father Richard and Father Thomas both come running in followed by our principal Sister Carol. . . . They start
over the BOC stacks I got in the back of my desk. It was alot. smhThey never said NOTHING TO ME. . They just silently ethered me next time in church. We line up for Communion. I am parched and cant wait for my sweet sweet wine. When its my turn Father Richard looks right past me and serves the next person in line. . . .
I stood there awkward for a moment. . Then took my L and sat my ass down.
lmfao ^^^
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dennis roadman
nuclear war in my bag
where the fukk did you find that gif?
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
I told these two St. B's stories on 
But they were lost. smh
Here is the 1st one. The Confessional Coin-Up
Now we are sitting in church one day. . And after service all the kids line up. . but not near the exit. They line up next to these booths
I get in line too but Sister Anne escorts me back to my seat and says its only for Catholics. . I was I felt so left out. . Later at recess I asked my homie Jeremy..
Me - Aiyo. . Whats up with that lil booth yall went into in church?
Jeremy - The booth?? Ohhh the booth
Oh yeah. That is a arcade breh. Its for Catholics tho.
Me - ARCADE!!!!
Aiyo . . They got the Ninja Turtles? They got Street Fighter 2 piff? 
Jeremy - Yessssiirrrrrrrr
I immediately started formulating a plot to get to those games brehs.
But they were lost. smhHere is the 1st one. The Confessional Coin-Up
Now we are sitting in church one day. . And after service all the kids line up. . but not near the exit. They line up next to these booths
I get in line too but Sister Anne escorts me back to my seat and says its only for Catholics. . I was
I felt so left out. . Later at recess I asked my homie Jeremy..Me - Aiyo. . Whats up with that lil booth yall went into in church?
Jeremy - The booth?? Ohhh the booth
Oh yeah. That is a arcade breh. Its for Catholics tho. Me - ARCADE!!!!
Aiyo . . They got the Ninja Turtles? They got Street Fighter 2 piff? Jeremy - Yessssiirrrrrrrr
I immediately started formulating a plot to get to those games brehs.
