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The General Mills Chronicles.
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General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
Let me tell you. . Your game has to be top notch to be hollering at girls and all you have is a bus pass. Now I make no claims to be some kind of pimp. But I do alright. 
In this instance. . Against all odds I managed to cuff this dime. She knew I did not drive and did not care. Now I did not have the cuffs in deep yet. But hopefully by tonight all that will change. 
She was supposed to be coming over to watch "movies" 
Sadly I somehow managed to stand her up. Had her outside my apartment waiting on me for a hour before she dipped. . Let me tell you why I never made it. This one is Nino Clown - Drug Dealer.
It was Friday morning! I woke up feeling so ghatdamm FRESH!!
Despite knowing I have to work and catch the bus. . I know that tonight. At 9:00 pm. I have a bootylicious chica coming over and my roomate is gone. I already had the apartment ready. Toilet was clean. Kitchen immaculate. Had candles on deck and washed the bedroom sheets. I am going to go spelunking in this chicks vagina.
Just thinking about it brings a tear to my eyes brehs.
Everything is normal. I am on my way home! I am downtown waiting on my transfer bus to take me home. I am at the main bus station downtown. It is full of vagrants, pimps, ho's, homeless, business people, college kids, high school kids, etc. . I am sitting down thinking to myself how I am going to kill the puss tonight
I am deep in thought when this cornball see's me across the bus station. He comes waltzing his way over. This dude. 
He has on a PAINFULLY too small Tweed sports jacket.
A white dress shirt with a obvious clip on tie
And the shortest pair of dress pants I have ever seen.
Literally. . A few more inches and they would have been capris.
He also has a beat up suitcase.
I saw that he was looking around the terminal and his eyes lit up
when he saw me. So while he was walking over I put on my headphones and turned away. Did not want to give this guy any reason to talk to me. That does not deter him. He stands in front of me and starts jumping up n down to get my attention. When I finally pulled of my headphones I hit him with the 
face. He says. . .I want to learn to sell drugs like you bro.
In this instance. . Against all odds I managed to cuff this dime. She knew I did not drive and did not care. Now I did not have the cuffs in deep yet. But hopefully by tonight all that will change. She was supposed to be coming over to watch "movies" Sadly I somehow managed to stand her up. Had her outside my apartment waiting on me for a hour before she dipped. . Let me tell you why I never made it. This one is Nino Clown - Drug Dealer.
It was Friday morning! I woke up feeling so ghatdamm FRESH!!
Despite knowing I have to work and catch the bus. . I know that tonight. At 9:00 pm. I have a bootylicious chica coming over and my roomate is gone. I already had the apartment ready. Toilet was clean. Kitchen immaculate. Had candles on deck and washed the bedroom sheets. I am going to go spelunking in this chicks vagina.
Just thinking about it brings a tear to my eyes brehs.Everything is normal. I am on my way home! I am downtown waiting on my transfer bus to take me home. I am at the main bus station downtown. It is full of vagrants, pimps, ho's, homeless, business people, college kids, high school kids, etc. . I am sitting down thinking to myself how I am going to kill the puss tonight
I am deep in thought when this cornball see's me across the bus station. He comes waltzing his way over. This dude. He has on a PAINFULLY too small Tweed sports jacket.
A white dress shirt with a obvious clip on tie
And the shortest pair of dress pants I have ever seen.
Literally. . A few more inches and they would have been capris.He also has a beat up suitcase.
I saw that he was looking around the terminal and his eyes lit up
when he saw me. So while he was walking over I put on my headphones and turned away. Did not want to give this guy any reason to talk to me. That does not deter him. He stands in front of me and starts jumping up n down to get my attention. When I finally pulled of my headphones I hit him with the face. He says. . .I want to learn to sell drugs like you bro.
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
With being stickied comes great responsibility. I will keep my brehs and brehettes filled with stories of my L's.
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
LMAOOO. I gotta see where this shyt is going
Rigamortus
Superstar
You know this is gonna be a good one
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
Goin back and reading this thread. You have no clue how ridiculously happy I am that Will came and helped the young kid out. Like, this the same feeling i had when Simba steped out the shadows when Scar put his hands on his mama. just pure happiness. THAT'S why you couldn't believe he'd do that shyt. Will was the fukking truth.
Cause was good people. He was ya boy. He was fam, mane...
Man that was why that L hurt me so bad. He was truly my fam. When he hit Biff. . I was
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
Drugs? Me - Nah nah. I dont sell drugs.
Nino Clown - Cmon breh. Look, I know you sell drugs. But your smart, look at you. You fit in with some of these people and you can blend in and make sales on the bus. I am trying to be like you.
Me -
Look look look. I do NOT Sell drugs!! Nino Clown - Let me show you what I got. ( opens briefcase ) I got the green for the weedheads ( two small nicks of green ) I got the pills for the ravers ( opens pill bottle. 5 E pills I think ) And I got that crack fam.
Me -
Put that shyt away!! ( at the downtown station there are cops EVERYWHERE ) I DO NOT SELL DRUGS. You need to step breh.Nino Clown - But but
Me - Step.
He walks away dejected. . And thank gawd my bus was pulling up. This guy hops on too. . .I see him trying to sell to others on the bus and he is steady getting rejected. lol. He did sell one nick to a hoodrat tho. Everything is all sweet until the bus driver caught a peek of his shenanigans.
Bus Driver - YOU! In that Young Ass suit! You need to get off my bus!!
Me -
Nino - Why?? This is not my stop!!
Bus Driver - Ok ok. . ( hops on cb to call the cops )
Me -
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
We pull into Regency Mall. I am literally 10 minutes from the house. As we pull in I see cop cars at the bus station. I know they are here for Nino Clown 
Nino see's the cops too and he is
He was in the aisle trying to sell this white girl some E. He goes back and sits in the seat directly behind me.
Now two cops get on. . Talk to the driver for a second and then start walking down the aisle. They tell Nino to come here. This fool is so nervous he jumps out of his seat and rips his capri dress pants up the whole ass.
The cops escort him off the bus and they are talking to him. Next thing I know they are frisking him. Then looking at his id. . . .Then he is pointing back on the bus and in the general direction where I am sitting.
One of the cops comes back on. . . Comes up to me and says:
Cop - Can you please stand up sir.
Me - Uh . . .Yeah sure. As I stand up I look down and there is the motherfukking briefcase!!! Nino slid that case under my seat!!!
Me - no no no thats not mine
Cop - Turn around. Hands behind your back.
Me -
I look outside the window and there is Nino. . Still not cuffed. Looking dead at me. 
Nino see's the cops too and he is
He was in the aisle trying to sell this white girl some E. He goes back and sits in the seat directly behind me. Now two cops get on. . Talk to the driver for a second and then start walking down the aisle. They tell Nino to come here. This fool is so nervous he jumps out of his seat and rips his capri dress pants up the whole ass.
The cops escort him off the bus and they are talking to him. Next thing I know they are frisking him. Then looking at his id. . . .Then he is pointing back on the bus and in the general direction where I am sitting.
One of the cops comes back on. . . Comes up to me and says:
Cop - Can you please stand up sir.
Me - Uh . . .Yeah sure. As I stand up I look down and there is the motherfukking briefcase!!! Nino slid that case under my seat!!!
Me - no no no thats not mine
Cop - Turn around.
Hands behind your back.Me -
I look outside the window and there is Nino. . Still not cuffed. Looking dead at me.
Rigamortus
Superstar
Oh shyt. Nino set you up.
General Mills
More often than not I tend to take that L.
I am mad for a few reasons.
1. I did not do anything
2. I have a chick who is coming over soon and I really do not have time for this.
3. NOBODY ON THE BUS INCLUDING THE BUS DRIVER SAID ANYTHING!!!! THEY WATCH ME GETTING DRAGGED OFF THE BUS IN CUFFS AND NOBODY SAID A WORD.
My bottom lip starts quivering and I am trying to tell the cop that the briefcase was not mine. The cop opens the briefcase and of course the pills and weed are there. I am also certain there is crack somewhere stashed in the case.
The cop starts walking me over to his car. I get desperate and start hollering. IT WAS THE GUY IN THE YOUNG SUIT!! IT WAS HIM!!! Then Nino Clown made a critical mistake. . .
You see he was almost scott free. He was walking across the parking lot to the mall. He turns around when he hears me yelling at the cop. . Then starts to try and scamper away. . . But his pants were ripped. . He starts trying to run and his capris split fully all the way down fold away like a Transformer and he is in his draws.
The other cop was talking to the bus driver. He is FINALLY telling him that he thinks the other guy had the case. The cop starts jogging over there and Nino makes a break for it. But gets tackled and cuffed in his draws and drug back.
Meanwhile I am put in the back of the car and my bus has left.
While I am sitting there I see that the cops found crack in Nino's pocket. 
I am thinking I will be out of here soon. .
They take me to the substation at the mall. I am sitting there. And I am sitting there. . And I am sitting there. After questioning and running my info. . They let me go. The last bus to the house left a hour and a half ago.
As I was walking out of the substation I realized that I had left my phone on the seat next to me on the bus when the cop asked for me to stand up. So I could not call ol girl and tell her why I stood her up. Naturally I did not remember her number by heart.
I walked home. It was 10 minutes by bus. Damn near 2 hours by foot.
I get home at 2:30am. . . . .. Hungry. Feet sore. . Tired. . I look on my front door and I see a note from my boo.
"fukk you"
1. I did not do anything
2. I have a chick who is coming over soon and I really do not have time for this.
3. NOBODY ON THE BUS INCLUDING THE BUS DRIVER SAID ANYTHING!!!! THEY WATCH ME GETTING DRAGGED OFF THE BUS IN CUFFS AND NOBODY SAID A WORD.
My bottom lip starts quivering and I am trying to tell the cop that the briefcase was not mine. The cop opens the briefcase and of course the pills and weed are there. I am also certain there is crack somewhere stashed in the case.
The cop starts walking me over to his car. I get desperate and start hollering. IT WAS THE GUY IN THE YOUNG SUIT!! IT WAS HIM!!!
Then Nino Clown made a critical mistake. . . You see he was almost scott free. He was walking across the parking lot to the mall. He turns around when he hears me yelling at the cop. .
Then starts to try and scamper away. . . But his pants were ripped. . He starts trying to run and his capris split fully all the way down fold away like a Transformer and he is in his draws. The other cop was talking to the bus driver. He is FINALLY telling him that he thinks the other guy had the case. The cop starts jogging over there and Nino makes a break for it. But gets tackled and cuffed in his draws and drug back.
Meanwhile I am put in the back of the car and my bus has left.
While I am sitting there I see that the cops found crack in Nino's pocket. I am thinking I will be out of here soon. . They take me to the substation at the mall. I am sitting there. And I am sitting there. . And I am sitting there. After questioning and running my info. . They let me go. The last bus to the house left a hour and a half ago.
As I was walking out of the substation I realized that I had left my phone on the seat next to me on the bus when the cop asked for me to stand up.
So I could not call ol girl and tell her why I stood her up. Naturally I did not remember her number by heart.I walked home. It was 10 minutes by bus. Damn near 2 hours by foot.
I get home at 2:30am. . . . .. Hungry. Feet sore. . Tired. . I look on my front door and I see a note from my boo."fukk you"