The Guide to being a Magical Negro

[jadillac]

I would post it all here, but this deserves the page hits/clicks. Talks about Black actors playing the "magical negro" role

The School for Magical Negroes

At The Root’s School for Magical Negroes, we will teach you valuable lessons like “How to Shave Properly.” Any Magical Negro worth his seasoned salt knows that all Magical Negroes must keep their faces clean-shaven. It is symbolic of the masculinity that men of color have been forced to suppress or erase since—never mind all that. You should just know that black men emasculate themselves because dark-skinned manliness gives white people the heebie-jeebies, so therefore, all beards and goatees are forbidden. At most, you can have a thick mustache as if you were a lost member of the Whispers, but that’s it.

 

[Man]

 

[jadillac]

 

[Jean Jacket]

Traveling through hostile white spaces requires camouflage at times.

Let them think that shyt is sweet.

What matters is what you think of yourself.

 

[Heafcliffe]

 

[feelosofer]

Funny read and very true, it's like we're going backwards in time.

 

[WELLDONE]

thats it.....? come on nikka

 

[WELLDONE]

nvm clicked on the link

 

[Capitol]

none of that was funny