The Hallmark Channel has fired Lori Loughlin from all current projects a

[Red Shield]

Her career as an 'influencer' is over. No brands are going to want to be anywhere near her and looking at her IG page they ripping into all her posts.

Probably gonna see a lot of kids dropping out or getting pulled out by parents before they get exposed.

Yep...

Pretty much is the end of the world for her

she woulda been better off if her parents hadn't pulled this shyt.

Spoiler

she can still be a ig thot tho

 

[Red Shield]

*Full House conflict resolution music begins playing*

DANNY: Becky, you can't use your money to try and bribe schools. It's unethical, and your kids don't deserve it.

BECKY: I know, Danny. It was wrong and I learned my lesson.

DANNY: Great, because I already called the police. They're at the door, they're here to take you away.

*music stops playing*

BECKY: What? How could you do this to me?!

DANNY: I can't have a criminal in my house! Besides, without you in the way, I can be the producer of Wake Up, San Francisco.

*The cops come and grab Becky while she's kicking and screaming. Danny licks his lips and chuckles while it happens. The cops take her downstairs while the whole family watches it, unaware of what's going on.*

JESSE: Hey, where are you guys taking my wife?

COPS: We're arresting her for bribery. If we're lucky, she'll end up getting the chair.

JESSE: Have mercy!

JOEY: Well, blow me down! Whoa!

D.J.: Oh, Mylanta!

BECKY: Hey, I did it to put my kids through college!

STEPHANIE: Well, pin a rose on your nose.

MICHELLE: You're in big trouble, mister!

KIMMY: If you guys need someone new to move in, I'm already packed.

JESSE: Gibbler, I sleep with my wife.

KIMMY: No problem. This will help you realize you could have done better.

*Everybody laughs, including Becky and the cops, while the guitar plays in the background.*

I imagined that in my head



you ain't shyt






have some rep

 

[Easy-E]

It's that serious?!

People are getting fed charhes.

They paid money to fake charities and wrote them off on taxes.

They better get fukked up.
taxesbetterfukkeduoedu fuc get ey
The

 

[TrebleMan]

This is almost like the discussion on reddit right now:

They always say that money can't buy you happiness, but I think it can buy you just about everything else, honestly. You can buy a college education from an elite school, business contacts to boost your career, fake references for amazing jobs you never actually worked, etc. I always see these types saying "I hustled hard and did it on my own. Nothing was ever handed to me.", when they skipped four levels and got a management spot just out of college because their dad is friends with the CFO. This is a big club that sponsors each other and helps each other stay above the rest of us. I've worked hard to put myself through college, but I will never rise above my own station because my parents worked in factories and trainyards. If I needed to find someone to help me fix my car or replace my septic tank, they could help me find lots of people. If I needed someone to help me get into a Fortune 250 company, they know no one.

In capitalism, everything is for sale. Status, prestige, even the aura of an academic.

The best educated people in the country nearly destroyed their own system in 2008, and intiated the country's eventual decline in 2003 with the invasion of Iraq.

The quality of education is in service not to the Scientific Method of understanding the world but of reproducing ruling classes and ruling ideologies to maintain the power elites highest principles of privilege and power.

(Dumping trillions of dollars in war on terror which would have given social and economic value in immense dividends if invested into the country)

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

Damn wake up from San Francisco going to be reporting from the big house



Fred

WAKE UP SAN FRANCISCO...BECAUSE THE C.O. SAID SO...

 

[Dre Space Age]

Thread is gold

 

[Devilinurear]

It's that serious?!

bribry and tax eviasion is serious bussiness

 

[Devilinurear]

I mean her and her husband is still rich it's not like this is a huge L...

yeah but now it is national news that your kids are dumb.

 

[blqbird]

They probably fired her via Hallmark card

Dap + Rep

 

[⠀⠀⠀]

i wonder if they gonna stop selling her husbands clothes in target. mossimo supply. that will really hurt them

 

[Rekkapryde]

"In capitalism, everything is for sale. Status, prestige, even the aura of an academic."

 

[patscorpio]

They probably fired her via Hallmark card

lord have mercy!!

 

[xCivicx]

But the people in power couldnt possibly be lying about plenty of other stuff too right

 

[Bart simpson]

*Full House conflict resolution music begins playing*

DANNY: Becky, you can't use your money to try and bribe schools. It's unethical, and your kids don't deserve it.

BECKY: I know, Danny. It was wrong and I learned my lesson.

DANNY: Great, because I already called the police. They're at the door, they're here to take you away.

*music stops playing*

BECKY: What? How could you do this to me?!

DANNY: I can't have a criminal in my house! Besides, without you in the way, I can be the producer of Wake Up, San Francisco.

*The cops come and grab Becky while she's kicking and screaming. Danny licks his lips and chuckles while it happens. The cops take her downstairs while the whole family watches it, unaware of what's going on.*

JESSE: Hey, where are you guys taking my wife?

COPS: We're arresting her for bribery. If we're lucky, she'll end up getting the chair.

JESSE: Have mercy!

JOEY: Well, blow me down! Whoa!

D.J.: Oh, Mylanta!

BECKY: Hey, I did it to put my kids through college!

STEPHANIE: Well, pin a rose on your nose.

MICHELLE: You're in big trouble, mister!

KIMMY: If you guys need someone new to move in, I'm already packed.

JESSE: Gibbler, I sleep with my wife.

KIMMY: No problem. This will help you realize you could have done better.

*Everybody laughs, including Becky and the cops, while the guitar plays in the background.*

Dap X Rep

 

[The_Sheff]

I didn't know this. And maybe I'm not familiar with USC's educational reputation, but half a million?

USC has a 16% admission rate, average students arent walking in there unless they connected.