The hardest you ever laughed on the coli?

[MurderToCassette]

The guy bragging about "slamming ass" with a chick but it was really just pics he found on xhamster

Breh who took too many edibles and tucked his sandwich in to sleep with him. "I'm comfortable and I love you"

Littlefoot getting exposed sliding into another mans ( ) DM's

Any General Mills story thread

 

[DEAD7]

Littlefoot getting exposed sliding into another mans ( ) DM's

hands down the funniest sh*t

Mans said "ive been watching you"

 

[richaveli83]

@KingADOS is a weak ass man

Every post is how he's defeated, the white man's pawn. All of his shortcomings from the white man. What. A fukking. p*ssy. You might as well call the white man God. If anything, the little fakkit is an agent. Mother fukk @KingADOS, his defeatist ass attitude and any other man that thinks like him.

www.thecoli.com

The thread title always has me

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/i-am-betting-toe-jay-simpson-600-1000-i-swear-to-god-i-will-cash-app-him-if-he-can-prove-he-can-dress-and-dress-better-than-me.950626/

 

[KingsOfKings]

The Nigerian Calls Into Tariq Nasheed’s Show Again

Called in asking for his $50 back for MoorUs and it’s a downward spiral from there :mjlol: Timestamp: 6:20

www.thecoli.com

 

[Professor Emeritus]

The guy who accidentally ate his co-worker's edibles at the office and started trying to get help from the coli in real time. I'm not gonna ruin the story but there were multiple points at which I had tears coming out of my eyes.

Update page 11: Brehs I accidentally ate weed cookies 24 minutes ago and idk what to do.

I'm at work and I'm freaking out because I haven't smoked in 7 years My office home girl brought them and I thought they were regular cookies and ate two Is it too late to try aind through them up? I'm scared cause im worried

www.thecoli.com

 

[Professor Emeritus]

double

 

[Womb Raider]

the one kid who took an edible at work, and everyone were like and he didn't understand, and he even made a rookie mistake and took ANOTHER ONE because he barely felt anything the whole board was telling him to go home ASAP. he was shook

long story short, he fell asleep with a sandwich, tucked it in, logged in, and told the board "i love you"

Found it

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/update-page-11-brehs-i-accidentally-ate-weed-cookies-24-minutes-ago-and-idk-what-to-do.556298/page-2#post-25583417

 

[hood b. goode]

bump

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

Jcotton1 exposed thread

 

[LebronsHairline]

That fukkin thread that said the smiley can make any sentence i was fukking rolling

Been lookin for it for a while actually

 

[Jasonmask]

I got broken humor and I can’t even really pin point the moment, but there was this user who was posting like a girl (using all lowercase) and nikkas was questioning him and “he” denied it or ignored it that shyt had me crying because I never see this scenario. It’s usually the other way around.

 

[Address_Unknown]

Can't recall exactly and I'd have to do a great deal of searching to find it, but there was a thread if I recall correctly, about this Pill or medication that was supposed to either cure AIDS or put it in the Magic Johnson levels and there was a video advertising it.

I remember distinctly, some little petite stockactor asian breh putting on clothes and modelling to himself infront the mirror and some idiot posted.
"Aye, I hope this shyt works, 'cause look at dude. He gonna catch AIDS AGAIN, if he go out wearing that fukking hat."
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[Fresh]

The one thread where dude bought a bootleg The Mask costume and got roasted to the Shadow Realm

one of the funniest things I've ever seen on TheColi bro

 

[Bugzbunny129]

The alias days for sure was the best.

Also

the guy who tried calling someone out for tranny links in a profile when someone exposed the links come from ya own search history

Think it was the same person who made “i had a dream about nas last night”

 

[LevelUp]

ADK lying about seeing a white kid in the library on the coli, getting pressed for reciepts, responding with easy to google stock photos that he added a blur effect to before gettin neg trained to the shadow realm, and those infamous last words


"I got enough rep for 10 nikkas...do your worst"


boy oh boy...........