"The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies" Official Thread (spoilers allowed)

[OmegaK2099]

 

[OG_StankBrefs]

Uhh..Thanks for showin me da trailer to a movie I've already seen and concluded it to be:

 

[MartyMcFly]

Uhh..Thanks for showin me da trailer to a movie I've already seen and concluded it to be:

 

[OmegaK2099]

Best movie of the year Breh

 

[CoolazzFemale]

This should have been 2 movies. Especially since Smaug dies so quickly in the book.
The second movie should have focus solely on the battle and Bilbo journey home.

 

[joeychizzle]

dayum smaug got merked QUICK.. I was hoping for some sort of battle of attrition or how the orc mofukkas harness him somehow.
them fukking eagles tho brehs, they need to put an ankle bracelet on them mofukkas or have em on speeddial. these middle earth mofukkas need a whole squad of em in future lol

 

[MikelArteta]

I liked it


Legolas simping for tauriel

 

[ORDER_66]

The elves had the best armor in that movie though....

 

[hood b. goode]

taurirel was so baddd


had me like

those orcs were
please explain how they lost that battle somehow

 

[hood b. goode]

oh and thorin was an excellent actor

 

[ORDER_66]

taurirel was so baddd


had me like

those orcs were
please explain how they lost that battle somehow

The wasnt expecting rhadeghast and them eagles at the last second...

 

[Raava]

I liked it...but was disappointed when they pulled the GoT type deaths everybody?

 

[hood b. goode]

The wasnt expecting rhadeghast and them eagles at the last second...

those damn eagles

plot hole of Tolkien's books

could have flown frodo and the ring right up to the mountain

 

[ORDER_66]

those damn eagles

plot hole of Tolkien's books

could have flown frodo and the ring right up to the mountain

its not the destination, but the journey.....



although i remember gandolf say the eagles have minds of their own they cant be controlled or some shyt when asked about it...

 

[ORDER_66]

I liked it...but was disappointed when they pulled the GoT type deaths everybody?

RIP THORIN OAKENSHIELD.... WHY DIDN'T HE HAVE THE MYTHRIL ARMOR INSTEAD OF THE REGULAR CHAINMAIL?!?!?