The Honorable Dr. Umar Johnson is now a relationship coach
- Thread starter Brolic
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Cat piss martini
Veteran
bedbugs johnson ya'll
*after arriving*
umar: ok i know i know.....it's a motel 6 but hear me out.
wife 1: we gave you 600$
husband 1: my dude.....we dont sleep in dirty ass 6's at home
umar: the proceeds are for the school my brother
husband 2: my nikka i'm gonna need my money back
umar: this is about black love and togetherness.
wife 2: this that bullshyt.
husband 1: i'm gonna need that money.
wife 1: baby call the police!
umar: and put a decendant of mansa musa in jail.
husband 2: run my money clown.
umar: i spent the money already.
wife 1: everybody record this shyt.
*umar running to the car with jacket covering him*
umar: garvey is rolling over in his damn grave!!
*after arriving*
umar: ok i know i know.....it's a motel 6 but hear me out.
wife 1: we gave you 600$
husband 1: my dude.....we dont sleep in dirty ass 6's at home
umar: the proceeds are for the school my brother
husband 2: my nikka i'm gonna need my money back
umar: this is about black love and togetherness.
wife 2: this that bullshyt.
husband 1: i'm gonna need that money.
wife 1: baby call the police!
umar: and put a decendant of mansa musa in jail.
husband 2: run my money clown.
umar: i spent the money already.
wife 1: everybody record this shyt.
*umar running to the car with jacket covering him*
umar: garvey is rolling over in his damn grave!!
MooseMouthMthafuga
Veteran
I think he's mentally disturbed.He's like the conscious community's version of that fake Michael Jackson who hit Lisa Simpson with the Happy Birthday song
OGBIGBOY187
Superstar
This fukking vagrant is super annoying
starting to feel kinda sorry for dude to tell you the truth.
he would've done just fine traveling and lecturing. would've maintained his credibility at least. the school fiasco has probably ruined him, along with the cocaine.
he would've done just fine traveling and lecturing. would've maintained his credibility at least. the school fiasco has probably ruined him, along with the cocaine.
Brolic
High Value Poster
What happened to his apartment?
Triflin negros didn't send him enough donations to cover his rent.
Ghost_In_A_Shell
Talk No Jutsu
He is on cocaine?
xoxodede
Superstar
I think he is on Addy.
Haters and the CIA watching him. You know, normal revolutionary shyt.Why is this man always at a park or playground?
saturn7
Politics is an EXCHANGE!!!
"consciousness over coochie"
"politics over punani"
I have to facilitate.
I have to facilitate.
I have to facilitate.
"politics over punani"
I have to facilitate.
I have to facilitate.
I have to facilitate.
bigdaddy88
The King Of Power
The prince of pan african pimping 
am a descendant of Iceberg slim
am a descendant of Iceberg slim
Clark Wayne
Superstar
Dude be dropping lies like it’s nothing. Know damn well ain’t no parents emailing him talking about some “alpha male” bullshyt.
The only relationship we know he’s ever been in has been with a stripper yet he giving couples advice
If Steve Harvey can eat divorces for lunch, abuse women, marry gold diggers, and women still look to him for advice, why not Umar?