Well, as long as we're doing a Yankees confession thread, I always thought Jeter's good looks were overstated, and mostly propped his punch-and-judy hitting ass up to make other fanbases mad. Plus I can't stand A-Rod, so that made it all the more easy. Jeets was the ultimate diva masquerading as a stand-up guy. Ol "Mr. Torre" ass brown-nosing motherfukker. Saw him in that stupid interview with A-Rod the other day, Jeter looks like one of those run-of-the-mill bum loser CACs I went to prep school with, all that partying got his face lookin flabby and sick. And are we still pretending it's the coolest thing in the world his shallow ass married a model, continuing his run of vapid pseudo-celeb arm candy, proving he has no interest in a woman as anything but a commodity to further enhance his "brand?" His father looks like a bus driver and his mother looks like an apricot-colored lump of elephant doodoo. Sister looking like a tranny too. fukk that thin-lipped, ethnically ambiguous, valueless, self-centered dikkhead.