The internet is saying that Lorde is thick. Do you agree?

[The Nigerian]

Somebody nut in her and ruin that cac lineage

This Lorde chick is hideous. At least she has name recognition.

 

[Mikael Blowpiff]

how is lorde out here lookin like the crazy cat lady from the simpsons tho?

 

[Colin X]

Oh hell no...

If I have to judge her musical output by "Royals" I have no desire to listen to anything else from her.

Her album was full of hot shyt, the good kind

 

[ProfessionallyTrill]

Aint no way shes 19. She look old as shyt!

 

[#1 pick]

Wide hip is NOT thick.

 

[mrken12]

I don't care how young she is...she is gross looking.

Her and Lena Dunham make me want to puke

Especially Dunham.

 

[The Nigerian]

Especially Dunham.

Dunham is evil.

 

[Remote]

 

[AB Ziggy]

Hey, at least now that she's rich and famous, she can finally fix up her old ass face and fix up her flabby body a bit.

 

[loyola llothta]

"gameboy advance"

 

[HoloGraphic]

Long back bytch with cottage cheese hips

Yeah I'd hit and use her record deal to wipe my dikk

 

[Ziploc]

Those jeans are a pressure device,they keep the loose meat in place...that girl has not seen a gym from the inside since never..ass look like cookie dough,legs flabby like cooked linguini..

 

[Detroit Wave]

No she a basic cac with no ass and wide hips

 

[malbaker86]

Lorde is a 45-year-old geologist from Colorado

she shaped like a game boy advance

Lorde looks like she calls into NPR shows

She ugly as fukk thats what she is.

Went from to real quick. Real muthafukkin quick nikka.

Chick is shaped like a spork.

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Chick is beat.

She old as hell. How old is she? 49?? She look like a typical guest that would be on the Rachel Ray show.

she got the body of a 45 year old caucasian house mom that just got back from taking kids to soccer practice

bytch look like She went thru the hyperbolic time chamber

someone on twitter said she's shaped like a higglytown hero

Even Chris Hansen would disgusted at this bytch. No pedophile will go near this. She looks like she practice witchcraft.

how is lorde out here lookin like the crazy cat lady from the simpsons tho?

Long back bytch with cottage cheese hips

Yeah I'd hit and use her record deal to wipe my dikk

Those jeans are a pressure device,they keep the loose meat in place...that girl has not seen a gym from the inside since never..ass look like cookie dough,legs flabby like cooked linguini..

goodness me you nikkaz on a ROLL in here

 

[Steve Piffler]

thick?

Spoiler

what the FYYAAAACK??!!!! bytch is shaped like a penguin from happy feet....