The Joe Budden Podcast Episode 148 | "Timber and a Lake"

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'lookin like the thumb on a boxing glove' - mal

:dead:


... 'I can't lie, you nikkas get me horny' - Joe

:mjlol:
 

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This nikka Mal been bytching about how hard it is for regular nikkas to get the p*ssy since at least 2011.



That nikka mad because all of his homies have some sort of fame and he's jealous at the small amount of work they have to put in versus what he has to put in

:mjlol:

I feel him but it ain't that serious
 

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Worst club experience where I was (almost) denied:

Back in like '03, I was up in Bedstuy on one of my usual runs selling cartons of Newports and copping ounces of Haze and Chocolate to take back to VA.

I was chilling on the benches with a bunch of nikkas from the Risley Dent buildings off Fulton between Garvey and Bainbridge.

My nikka E came through talking bout one of the nikkas from the Snakes (Junior Mafia) was having an album release party at some club in the city (can't remember the name) and how he wanted nikkas from the hood in the spot early to take flicks for the album cover.

So we hop'd in like 7 cars and took off to Manhattan.

When I get out the car, my nikka E is like, "Tuck, when we get to the door, don't stop, we gone rush that muthafukka Brooklyn style :jawalrus:"

I'm looking at him like :dwillhuh:..... "ok."

Sure enough, soon as we hit the door, all 30 of them nikkas walk immediately in the spot as one unit, ignoring the white bytch at the door, and the big nikkas standing around her.

My dumb ass stands there in amazement still on some :dwillhuh: shyt.

After I realized I was the only nikka I came with still standing on the sidewalk, I come to, walked up to the white bytch on some "can I get in please? All my guys just went in.."

She immediately hit the :usure: "oh, you with them? you aint coming in here."

I stood there shocked for a second, got myself together, then started my story..

"Look, Miss. I'm from Virginia. Everybody I know out here is already in the club. I have nowhere to go..." :sadcam:

She thought about for a second, then hit me with, "alright, you can get in as long as you bring 2 girls in with you.."

Bet!

NY bytches love nikkas from down South. No problem.

I see two girls walking up to the spot, run my little story on them and they immediately agree to come in with me.

I walk right back up to the door, thinking I'm the man.

This bytch says, "nah, they can get in, but now you need 4 girls to get in."

:gucci:

Long story short, this little game goes from 4 to 6 to 8, and finally when I find two groups of girls that totaled 8, like an hour after my guys walked in, she finally let the kid walk in the door. :whew:

Soon as I get in, them nikkas start with the slow down South nikkas jokes. :rudy: :mjlol:

I missed out on the flicks, but nikkas already had me an el of haze rolled up, and shortly after that I was grinding on some fine Jamaican ass to Sister Nancy, smoking a big spliff of Haze.. :banderas:

Helluva night....:wow:
shyt my worst being denied was due to some lotion my girl bought me. It was some Eucalyptis Spearmint shyt from Bath and Body Works. That was all I had at the crib so I put it on. That shyt smelled just like weed. I'm in line trying to get in the club and the bouncer walked past me and stops, takes a deep breath and then says I can't get in because I was high. That lead to a screaming match and me pushing the bouncer and threatening to whoop his ass. My boy kept us separated. I was lucky that I was a regular and cool with one of the bouncers cause like 4 or 5 of em popped up ready to stomp me out but the one I was cool with deaded it.
 

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That nikka mad because all of his homies have some sort of fame and he's jealous at the small amount of work they have to put in versus what he has to put in

:mjlol:

I feel him but it ain't that serious
Nah I doubt Mal jealous. Him and Joe just move different and he doesn't come off as a hater IMO. If anything Joe comes off more of a hater especially when Mal starts getting attention from the females. Remember when Bridgette was on there how they were vibing and Joe automatically starts hating and throwing shade towards Mal. They've told numerous stories where Joe starts hating when females start diggin Mal.
 

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Nah I doubt Mal jealous. Him and Joe just move different and he doesn't come off as a hater IMO. If anything Joe comes off more of a hater especially when Mal starts getting attention from the females. Remember when Bridgette was on there how they were vibing and Joe automatically starts hating and throwing shade towards Mal. They've told numerous stories where Joe starts hating when females start diggin Mal.

yeah nah I don't really think it's on some jealous shyt on each ends, but I think they both look at each other and see the benefits that come with and without fame and playfully tease each other

I don't think it's really that deep, just friends doing lightweight roasting
 
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