First of all, here's a little dedication from Big Sexy Kevin Nash to neckbeards around the world who wanted 4'8" vanilla midgets to win the rumble
What's that? We have another dedication to Kliq Haters who are crying on the internet about the result of the Rumble yet will be watching RAW tonight with baited breath as Hunter holds the belt and delivers a glorious 20 minute promo?
As some of you Coli folk said, what a time to be alive. Hunter and I had a good laugh last night while we were popping $50,000 bottles of Ace of Spades, eating $200 surf and turf, and cleansing our pallets with the tears of smarks across the world. The funny thing is I alluded to this exact same scenario 3 weeks ago. Only thing was unfortunately Vince shot down myself in Hunter's role. Because I didn't receive any daps from that post, here it is again:
Predict which former WWE/WCW/ECW Vince will call
fukking right. There's a void in Main Event Talent that's over 6'4" tall. The WWE needs me more than these neckbeard internet nerds wants to admit. I said to Sports Illustrated I had one final run in me and this might be my shot. Hell, I could win the Rumble, defend at Fastlane, and put Roman over at Mania without having to call Dr. James Andrews in between. If The Rock could have a 2 month run where he wrestled 3 matches back in 2013, why can't I?
Hunter winning the belt and dropping it at Mania to Roman in front of 90,000 people at the biggest event of the year means more than beating Sheamus on a random Raw. It's all for the best neckbears, have faith in your father Hunter.
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