The Last Dirtbag Thing You've Done?

bogey_j

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drank my roommates last 3 beers.........left the case
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I tried to fux my roommates girl in college. Straight grimey. But dude didnt treat her right and he sure wasn't hitting it right. Only other problem was his girl and my girl became like best friends and live together in the same apt too. Sh!t was a mess.
 

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Yesterday, I found out I can let my employees go at 12p today for the holiday.

Waited to tell my employees at 9a today; knowing they rides ain't coming til 4p.:lolbron:


Mafuggas gonna be in the office like:snoop::mjcry:.

Fukks given = ZILCH:russ:

EDIT: Awaits dat karma tho:lupe:

That temp life :mjlol:
 

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Yesterday, I found out I can let my employees go at 12p today for the holiday.

Waited to tell my employees at 9a today; knowing they rides ain't coming til 4p.:lolbron:


Mafuggas gonna be in the office like:snoop::mjcry:.

Fukks given = ZILCH:russ:

EDIT: Awaits dat karma tho:lupe:

Dont be surprised if they try to pull a Horrible Bosses on ya ass :ufdup:
 

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Was on the bus. I like to sit in the two seaters so i can avoid talking to people. Fat bytch i know of (don't really know or like this hoe) plops down next to me and starts tryna have a convo. I was like "excuse me" at the next stop, got up and walked to the back of the bus and turned my music all the way up. Was funny cuz when she got off she walked all the way to the front of the bus when she was closer to the back door. Didn't wanna turn around and see me.

Went to corner store and got a free redbull. Was buying gum, redbull, and a few tobacco products. Clerk was talking in his sand language while tryna ring me up. Got confused and put the redbull in the bag without checking it out. Those cost like 4.50 (beer is cheaper than that isn't it?) so i came up.
 
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