The Last Dirtbag Thing You've Done?
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I invited this other chick that realy liked me, we listening to some old mob deep while smoking and drinking..shyt got freaky I fukked her on the couch than moved to my bedroom..after my 2nd nut I kicked her out but she pleaded with me to walk her home on our way she tried to hold my hand I rudely said bytch don't touch me 
I saw a tear roll down her cheeks I lost it and told her, her p*ssy sucked why you crying I simped out and apologised the next morning we cool tho
I saw a tear roll down her cheeks I lost it and told her, her p*ssy sucked why you crying I simped out and apologised the next morning we cool thoCalled off my last job a shyt ton using my remaining PTO, though they had a habit of hiring newbies who would call off within the first
month of getting the job. I just Kanye shrugged and started doing it. I know I screwed them out of a lot of productive nights, though.
Also didn't show up for the last week of my 2-week notice.
How @Smoke catch that ban?
month of getting the job. I just Kanye shrugged and started doing it. I know I screwed them out of a lot of productive nights, though.
Also didn't show up for the last week of my 2-week notice.
How @Smoke catch that ban?
some girl on school forget to log out tumblr ! so i deleted all the people she follow and her followers 
Probably paying for advertising when it comes to RedBull. They spend so much money with that extreme sports shyt and on college campus's they do events and give away alot of free red bulls especially during finals week. Like at my school they'd just leave cases outside the library during finals week, for anyone to take.
Yesterday, I found out I can let my employees go at 12p today for the holiday.
Waited to tell my employees at 9a today; knowing they rides ain't coming til 4p.
Mafuggas gonna be in the office like
Fukks given = ZILCH
EDIT: Awaits dat karma tho
Remember this move, when your boss walks in 1 day and lays you off saying company downsizing. And all of the min wage employee's under you doing this
Merry Christmas..
He isn't banned.Called off my last job a shyt ton using my remaining PTO, though they had a habit of hiring newbies who would call off within the first
month of getting the job. I just Kanye shrugged and started doing it. I know I screwed them out of a lot of productive nights, though.
Also didn't show up for the last week of my 2-week notice.
Ah, fukking Avi trickery.
log on to thecoli 
nah but seriously. tried to fukk this dude's girl like 10 years ago. ended up backfiring on me big time tho. i told her i was a virgin just fukking around to try to get a pity fukk(yea my game was wack as fukk when i was young). i didnt get the p*ssy and she ended up telling her man. nikka told everybody
. still wanna kill him for that shyt.
nah but seriously. tried to fukk this dude's girl like 10 years ago. ended up backfiring on me big time tho. i told her i was a virgin just fukking around to try to get a pity fukk(yea my game was wack as fukk when i was young). i didnt get the p*ssy and she ended up telling her man. nikka told everybody
. still wanna kill him for that shyt.
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Had a chick come all the way across town to come see me... had a couple shots thought about it was like eh fukk it... Went to sleep on her ass...
Oh and not spending time or talking to fam during the holidays this year... Just not feeling it this year...
Oh and not spending time or talking to fam during the holidays this year... Just not feeling it this year...
True. Was with these whiteboys one time and they saw this redbull car. Flagged it down. Lady hopped out and gave us all free redbulls. And they said they do that shyt whenever you see them. That was a few years ago though.