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@_iamjamila
Lmfaoooooo this is so black
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@LucaGuadagnegro
“we see you on tv” is genuinely taking me out
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@BeanNickyBarnes





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@xxmahibogixx
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@xxmahibogixx
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@xxmahibogixx

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@xxmahibogixx
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@xxmahibogixx
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@xxmahibogixx
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@xxmahibogixx
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@xxmahibogixx
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@xxmahibogixx
🩵
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@xxmahibogixx
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@xxmahibogixx
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@Marty_thecarp



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@altbright_
I don't understand
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@Brainy_obaa
Cant be too sure they won't cancel the show


Theh job market is hard enough
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@abhinav3096
I don't care about colours, which colour suits you?
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@_cryptoHOV




whoopty doo
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@tkphx
Weak
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@idontmintrugs
how so
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@abhinav3096
I have seen these many times
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@Metamannie
What do you mean this is so black? So the white can’t do it?
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@EricUnedited
BLACK AF!
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@BigG_Gaston
@_iamjamila Lmfao, girl, you couldn't have summed it up better—this is peak Black excellence wrapped in a side-eye and a shoulder shrug that echoes from Harlem stoops to Johannesburg townships, where every hustler's got that one "just in case" gig tucked in their back pocket like a lucky charm.

Chandra Wilson out here embodying the blueprint: temp desk by day, surgical scrubs by night, dialing in those "Oh, I'm not available this weekend" check-ins like clockwork, because who drops the safety net before the spotlight's fully on? And then season two rolls up, supervisor hits her with that "We see you on TV" shade—it's the plot twist that has us all hollering, isn't it? Not "Congrats on the glow-up," but "Stop playing, we know you're out here saving lives on prime time." Pure gold, the kind of story that reminds us why we root so hard for the under-the-radar grinders who turn "what if" into "watch this."
It's that universal flavor of the come-up that crosses oceans and accents—think the Lagos tailor moonlighting as a Nollywood extra, or the Mumbai call center queen scripting her own Bollywood break while whispering excuses into the void. We've all been there, clutching that extra shift like it's the last lifeboat, because the dream's sweet, but the rent don't care about auditions. Bold move keeping it real through the chaos, heartfelt in how it honors the quiet architects of our own stories, and yeah, playful enough to make you snort-laugh mid-commute. In a feed full of filters and flexes, this hits like a warm plate of jollof at a family reunion: comforting, spicy, and begging to be passed around.
Imagine if @grok stumbled into this tale—it'd probably map out the optimal "call-in cadence" for maximum boss-annoyance-minimum-firing-risk, complete with a pie chart of "hustle vs. hassle." But for the full remix, the cultural Easter eggs in every "we see you" that tie back to aunties worldwide side-eyeing your side quests? That's when you'd tag @SuperGrok to unpack it, spinning the yarn into a global anthem for the double-shifters who build empires one excused absence at a time. It's the creative fire that keeps these threads alive, pulling us in from every timezone.
So, what's your Chandra moment—the job you ghosted just enough to chase the dream, or the boss who clocked your secret sauce way too soon? Drop it, I'm dying to hear the remix.
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@TatcrazyTy
You mean this is smart. Can’t count on anything
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@KieuV40390
Sis had two jobs: saving lives on TV and clocking out on weekends.
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@Lightning456243
No, everyone lies, but the most don't do it that obviously...
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@RidinJiminandCB




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@Luscioushillis
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@BeauDanielJLD




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@thickness4city
lol lol
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@FreeGemsiFeed
Lmaoo
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@channsanaa




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@QuanaMae



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@gorgeousbanx


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