There was this corny ass white dude who would usually ball by himself when I was in college. Me and my boys asked him to join one time...hold up, let me lay some groundwork first. He had a Tweety Bird tattoo on his ankle and his girl would be there whenever he was just watching him hoop by himself. So anyway, this dude was straight up water from the outside to the point that me and my boys were just looking at each other out of the corner of our eyes like


. The thing that got us was how fukking ugly his form and shots were but he just couldn't miss. Still got me heated to this day.