The Left Handed Thread

[dora_da_destroyer]

What you know bout erasing the white board as you write #Efficiency nikka

 

[Poh SIti Dawn]

I'm somewhat both but consider myself a lefty.

I write with my right, but I right like a lefty
I shoot with my left
I kick a soccer ball with my left
I drive to the right, and would rather play right wing in soccer
I eat with my both hands, depending on what I'm eating and how I feel
Smoke with my right
Etc

 

[Jparker]

When someone sticks their right hand out to shake yours I'm like and I stick that left out

 

[ComputersPutin]

When someone sticks their right hand out to shake yours I'm like and I stick that left out

Nah my dude...you always shake hands with your right...being left handed is no excuse for that.

 

[Atsym Sknyfs]

I'm actually ambidextrous.. There certain things I can do right, certain things left and some with both...

like I'm right handed primarily but I cant play ball with my right for shyt. Everything is left side heavy .... even my Kareem jump hook

 

[Atsym Sknyfs]

Nah my dude...you always shake hands with your right...being left handed is no excuse for that.

The left hand is a form of disrespect to the muslims. I remember back in the day I went to see MAsters of the Universe with my boy in high school and his fam. They offered me some popcorn, i reached over and they grabbed the bucket back.. i was like WTF. then they explained the whole left hand/right hand thing.... but the funny thing, my boy was left handed

 

[-InFeRnO-]

-Pulls up to the drive-thru and never mishandling anything because your dominant hand is out the window.

 

[Doin2Much Williams]

Current south paws are basically children with parents that didn't care enough to correct them.




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[QuintessentialBM]

Ambidextrous

This......

 

[Doin2Much Williams]

Nah my dude...you always shake hands with your right...being left handed is no excuse for that.

Lol at 90's baby etiquette.



I know this website is all jokes, but that one was actually funny.



Imagine going to a corporate function and shaking hands with the head honcho. He sticks out his right hand and you stick our your left.


He’s probably thinking, “Yo yo ma, what the fak… are we ‘posed to touch fingertips only? Nanu nanu ass muhfugga...”


Umph...



You don’t put diesel fuel in a standard petro tank.



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[Panther]

we in here

 

[Atsym Sknyfs]

Current south paws are basically children with parents that didn't care enough to correct them.




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Nope... I remember a documentary I watched back in 97 or so where the white man said (scientists, specialist, etc.) you should force a child to use a hand. The hand they use by instinct is usually the stronger hand and the one they feel more comfortable using...

My family still mad at me talking about I made my little nephew left handed after i watched that

 

[Malta]

If you're left handed and not a boxer or pitcher, what you really doing with it :playahata:

And your lefty jumper is easier to contest, no need to cross over your body, just put the right hand up right into your shooting motion.

 

[HarlemsOwn]

Both My Parents Are Left Handed

But Im Right Handed

 

[Jparker]

Nah my dude...you always shake hands with your right...being left handed is no excuse for that.

I'll shake the back of a nikka hand and if they got a problem