The Lesser of Five Evils :shaq:

[joeychizzle]

You are going about your daily routine, be it going to work, lighting up a blunt, heading over to fukk your friend's bytch, etc.

Your mind is somewhat blank as you are accustomed to your actions and are just trying to get to where you gotta be.

but.. outta nowhere..

You all of a sudden hear footsteps and POW you get knocked the fukk out

you wake up.. fuzzy, with a slightly pulsing headache.

before you sits a 70 year old man in pink wizard robes. like some gay gandalf

"ah, you're awake. I have been watching you closely, and have deemed you worthy of punishment, atonement for your sins. you have two choices.
A: grow taste buds in your a$$hole.
B. lose a leg
C. turn gay
D. kill yourself:deadkid:
E: let a family member die (you can either choose or not choose.):whyme:

Choose wisely, as the result is final and cannot be altered."

I ain't about to suck dikk, taste my own ass, kill myself OR have fam die so guess I'm bout to become lil tink tink or oscar pistorius


what would YOU do?

 

[BezO]

Get to choose? Family member gone.

 

[Smoke]

I got a grip of family members I don't like

 

[sanityovar8ted]

Above the knee or below the knee? And can I choose which family member?

 

[tater]

Not even fair. Death in the family, only because I can choose. I have some despicable family members.

 

[BlvdBrawler]

Yea family member gone. Easy choice. I think this makes us all horrible people.

 

[MeachTheMonster]

Death in the family. My cousin is up for death row anyway

 

[joeychizzle]

you mothafukkas are cold
actually fukk losing a leg, I got an uncle I wouldn't mind personally killing so

 

[A.V.]

 

[rogue_riezo]

Guess I'll be going to a family funeral.

 

[Bay Area]

Taste buds. Eating to live instead of eating because you enjoy the taste of food would keep you in elite shape.

 

[Roberto Dinero]

I dunno. Either the leg or taste buds. I voted for the leg but could do the taste buds too. Right now, I'm going with the leg.

 

[2stainz]

Taste buds. Eating to live instead of eating because you enjoy the taste of food would keep you in elite shape.

 

[Chief]

Taste buds. Eating to live instead of eating because you enjoy the taste of food would keep you in elite shape.

A: grow taste buds in your a$$hole

 

[Illuminatos]

Family member.

Get rid of my brother's deadbeat dad.