The "let's not take this shyt so seriously" AEW news & fukkery thread

[mannyrs13]

Another belt for the collection

 

[Wolfpac]

“Get away from me”

 

[Norrin Radd]

 

[mson]

How are the ticket numbers looking?

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

@Saysumthinfunnymike Way of the Blade: AEW Edition is available right now, 8 bucks on Amazon. Just copped it. Here's the list of matches reviewed:

Spoiler

CONTENTS
A Special Announcement From Tony Khan
Introduction
1. Cody vs. Dustin Rhodes
2. Chris Jericho vs. Kenny Omega
3. Jon Moxley vs. Joey Janela
4. Jon Moxley vs. Kenny Omega
5. Jon Moxley's Crimson Vacation
6. Cody vs. Wardlow
7. Ortiz/Santana vs. Best Friends
8. Cody vs. Brodie Lee
9. Kenny Omega vs. Jon Moxley II
10. Wrap the Ring
11. Britt Baker vs. Thunder Rosa
12. Joshi Violence
13. Pinnacle vs. Inner Circle
14. War Games (ish)
15. Chris Jericho vs. Nick Gage
16. The Young Bucks vs. The Lucha Bros
17. CM Punk vs. Eddie Kingston
18. Eddie Kingston’s Red Road
19. TayJay vs. Penelope/The Bunny
20. Bryan Danielson vs. Adam Page
21. Adam Page vs. Lance Archer
22. Jon Moxley vs. Bryan Danielson
23. Red Dragon
24. CM Punk vs. MJF
25. Dog Collar Drama
26. Jon Moxley vs. Wheeler Yuta
27. Anarchy in the Arena
28. Bryan Danielson vs. Daniel Garcia
29. Chris Jericho vs. Tomohiro Ishii
30. FTR vs. The Briscoes
31. Man Up: The Bloody Matches of Jay Briscoe
32. Sammy Guevara vs. Jon Moxley
33. Darby Allin vs. Samoa Joe
34. Bryan Danielson vs. Rush 35. Jon Moxley vs. Evil Uno
36. Adam Page vs. Jon Moxley
37. MJF vs. Bryan Danielson
38. Anarchy in the Arena 2
39. Kenny Omega vs. Will Ospreay
40. Stadium Stampede 3
41. Swerve Strickland vs. Adam Page

I'm already at the TK drawing they used, he's as coked up as you can possible imagine in comic form

Dope... is it only the kindle that's available or they have a hard copy too?

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

So beards were crashing out during the holiday huh lmao.. look at this... she cut a promo in character and months later these white boys are still crashing out even a couple on TSC

 

[Cattle Mutilation]

In addition to obviously now future EVE appearances for Stat given she won the title there (see above tweet), Julia Hart and Skye Blue have been announced for EVE during Forbidden Door weekend

 

[Jmare007]

Dope... is it only the kindle that's available or they have a hard copy too?

I think the hard copies were only available for pre order on Indiegogo. I only got the Kindle option on Amazon but maybe it was because I'm outside the US? Idk.

It's a really quick and easy read. Could've finished Yesterday if I didn't save some matches. The most valuable part are the wrestlers takes on the matches. Mox is a rambling maniac with sporadic spurts of brilliance, which was exactly what I expected

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

I think the hard copies were only available for pre order on Indiegogo. I only got the Kindle option on Amazon but maybe it was because I'm outside the US? Idk.

It's a really quick and easy read. Could've finished Yesterday if I didn't save some matches. The most valuable part are the wrestlers takes on the matches. Mox is a rambling maniac with sporadic spurts of brilliance, which was exactly what I expected

Lol Cool.. I think I'll cop soon I need something to read other than these murder mysteries this chick got me reading

 

[TheGreatShowtime]

I can't believe some of you mfs actually argued with me about this. I told you this mf's eye wasn't really like that

 

[TheAlbionist]

In addition to obviously now future EVE appearances for Stat given she won the title there (see above tweet), Julia Hart and Skye Blue have been announced for EVE during Forbidden Door weekend

That's made our mind up about night two of RevPro.

Looking like a hell of a weekend

Friday: RevPro Anniversary Night One (Riot Cabaret clash )
Saturday: EVE (RevPro night two clash)

Sunday: Forbidden Door
Monday: Possibly Progress

We might need a puppysitter.

 

[mannyrs13]

So beards were crashing out during the holiday huh lmao.. look at this... she cut a promo in character and months later these white boys are still crashing out even a couple on TSC

Motherfukkers would've had a fit if it were Mercedes winning that EVE title and most of them prolly never even heard of that promotion. If Cattle hadn't mentioned the show in London FD weekend, I wouldn't have even known they were from the UK so imagine the Mercedes critics.

 

[Cattle Mutilation]

That's made our mind up about night two of RevPro.

Looking like a hell of a weekend

Friday: RevPro Anniversary Night One (Riot Cabaret clash )
Saturday: EVE (RevPro night two clash)

Sunday: Forbidden Door
Monday: Possibly Progress

We might need a puppysitter.

I was going to tag you in the post, I forgot your username starts with the, I kept typing alb and you weren't popping up.

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

Bryan Alvarez: “This is the same thing that happened with Malakai. This is the same thing that happened with Rusev. It is now happening with The Hurt Syndicate. They don’t want to come to AEW and do jobs. They just want to come in, destroy everybody and hope that someday they go back”​

This is not news and Bryan is an idiot for thinking HS should be booked like everyone else and he's a damn fool if he thinks either one of the member ever wants to go back to WWE.

 

[Brad Piff]

alvarez forgot to include mone in there with the other names

at least she’s already said she’s definitely returning to wwe one day