The "let's not take this shyt so seriously" AEW news & fukkery thread

[TheAlbionist]

The "I LOVE YOU" spot no sell still is I actually forgot how fukking hot the crowd got for the final few minutes, they were losing their damn minds once they realized Dragon was likely winning (after he kicked out of the 3rd house call)

I still maintain that All In 2024 was the better event despite drawing a smaller crowd.

This match was an absolute masterclass in storytelling, Danielson's entrance was an all-timer and Swerve had Bun-B rapping him down to the ring.

Toni/Mariah was fire
Ospreay/MJF was fire, Ospreay's entrance was legendary.
Gauntlet was fire
Bucks/Acclaimed/FTR was fire

This year looks like it might be an even better event despite an even smaller crowd. Conclusion, most fans are dumb as shyt.

 

[avon barksdale]

Well I guess this is who mjf is gonna to turn on hurt syndicate with

 

[avon barksdale]

 

[King P]

I'm ready to breathe with the Switchblade again

 

[Cattle Mutilation]

I'm ready to breathe with the Switchblade again

The Switchblade Era will have to wait on the Hangman era though

 

[Cattle Mutilation]

MJF Talks AEW 'All In: Texas,' & Playing Adam Sandler's Son in 'Happy Gilmore 2'

'A lot of people don’t really like me very much.'

www.tvinsider.com

The other thing I would say Tony Khan has learned is you want people in your locker room that not only want to be there but are worthy of being there. We’ve had a lot of guys in the past come in and think they are going be king sh*t just because they had their time in the sun for a millisecond in other promotions. That’s not it f*ck’in works. It’s called All Elite Wrestling. Not All Average Wrestling. Not All Mediocre Wrestling. Not All…I’m going to show up, cash a check and expect to be world champion wrestling. It’s All Elite Wrestling.

Right now, everyone in that locker room is on the same page. We aren’t coming there to cash a check. We aren’t coming to give 50 percent. We’re all giving 110 percent. If you think you’re going to come into my company, and yes I said my company because I’ve been here since day 1, and I’m the best professional wrestler in the world. If you think you’re going to come into my company and barely put in work, you’re out of your goddamn mind. You don’t belong here. We don’t want you here. So stay where you are and be miserable over there because you don’t belong swimming in the ocean of sharks that is AEW.

 

[Dylmatic]

I'm ready to breathe with the Switchblade again

 

[Cattle Mutilation]

Bang Bang Gang was a perfectly put together stable, I feel like that all complimented each other extremely well as far as in-ring and charisma goes.

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

Somewhere fat neckbeards are typing furiously ...... Lmaoo

 

[Cattle Mutilation]

Bluesky

bsky.app

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

 

[Tanahashi Coates]

 

[Cattle Mutilation]

That bald chant is going to become the what chant for bald people at this rate.

 

[Wolfpac]

He’s annoyed thinking “I’m gettin’ those chants too now?”

 

[TheAlbionist]

He’s annoyed thinking “I’m gettin’ those chants too now?”

Ricochet done blown the (bald) spot up for all the follicly challenged.