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Cattle Mutilation

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Danhausen is funny on the mic, but dude should only be doing jobs in the ring or a manager. I can already hear the “another frail, skinny cac beating dudes double his size” complaints if they pushed him. :mjlol:

I saw him wrestle in OG ROH and he didn’t really stand out much.
He’s entertaining. But there’s no spot for him as anything more than a jobber with that roster. If AEW’s roster ever got to the point where it had degraded enough that Danhausen could be a mid card threat then AEW wouldn’t be worth watching.

Be a comedy manager in AEW and work the indies/ROH if he wants to stay a regular in-ring talent.
 

Kidd Dibiase

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idk much about Danhausen as a character or in ring skills but they made OC credible, who knows :yeshrug:
 

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Danhausen is funny on the mic, but dude should only be doing jobs in the ring or a manager. I can already hear the “another frail, skinny cac beating dudes double his size” complaints if they pushed him. :mjlol:

I saw him wrestle in OG ROH and he didn’t really stand out much.

He’s entertaining. But there’s no spot for him as anything more than a jobber with that roster. If AEW’s roster ever got to the point where it had degraded enough that Danhausen could be a mid card threat then AEW wouldn’t be worth watching.

Be a comedy manager in AEW and work the indies/ROH if he wants to stay a regular in-ring talent.
Since he's cool with Punk, he can go to WWE. His character fits them well
 

Cattle Mutilation

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Apparently Hobbs is legit hurt. Happened during the brawl. No details on what kind of injury or return date. Dude is cursed with injuries. :snoop:

@Cattle Mutilation , you’re fukkin up not mentioning this. :ufdup:
He only needed one more week to get cleared, stitches weren’t quite ready to come out, I didn’t think it was worth mentioning since it was so minor
 

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Ah, so he just cut himself? bytch ass Alvarez made it seem bigger than it was. :scust:

Half of what guys like that tweet as news is kayfabe exaggeration they've bought... you'd think after covering this shyt for decades they'd have a feel for shyt like exaggerated weights and "injuries" following big spots.
 
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