The level of anger that Seaworld provokes out of cacs is top 5 hilarious.

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I always think about this hbo special with Robert Schimmel. He had this great bit about taking his daughter to the zoo:

“Daddy daddy I had so much fun at the zoo! They had elephants in tutus and lions jumping through fire and bears riding bicycles. How do they get the bears to ride the bicycles daddy?”

“That’s easy honey, they nail his feet to the pedals and beat the shyt out of him. He’s not riding, he’s running” :pachaha:
 

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:russell: whatever fake outrage. Mad about the killer whales but don't give a fukk about all them other animals in the zoo.

Its like a mothafukka talking about cruelty to animals but only care about the cut and smart animals.

fukk a snake or lizard thats in a zoo.
 

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Mad about animals in cages but then enjoys a steak and chicken strips on the way home :russ:
 
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