The main thing that terrifies me about being a father....

[Jesus Shuttlesworth]

One time my baby girl projectile pooped and it landed in my hair.

 

[Audemar]

I have never seen an infant produce such a high volume of feces. How Sway?

 

[FSP]

Jesus fukk. My baby girl has never pooped that much

 

[#SOG_soldier]

thats on the pops for feeding his seed Mickey Ds. aint no way his kid made that mess off a steady diet of codiene and gerber baby food

 

[Couth]

Is that what happened to you. Raised tender for a decade?

My parents left me with my grandma.

 

[Kamikaze Revy]

You start by backhanding whoever put the diaper on so horribly that all of that just slid right down the baby's leg.

Once you have a seed of your own you'll see there isn't a single thing you wouldn't do for that baby. Best feeling in the world.

 

[bcrusaderw]

@bcrusaderw

Reason 1,456,736 that I'm never having children. Absolutely disgusting.

 

[The Mad Titan]

I want a kid brehs


Someone talk some sense into me

 

[John Mayer]

Reason 1,456,736 that I'm never having children. Absolutely disgusting.

Are you getting a tubal ligation?

 

[bcrusaderw]

Are you getting a tubal ligation?

Yes, eventually.

 

[daboywonder2002]

First of all, that's just nasty. That's not one round of poop. That baby's parents are lazy and havent changed her all day. thats not even poop, thats freaking diarrhea. Stop feeding the baby cheap food(mcdonalds, ramen noodles, spam). GIVE HER SOME ACTUAL BABY FOOD

 

[GoFlipAPack]

Aww the baby had a blow out. She is still so cute. She just needs a bath and some lotion and she'll be smelling fresh in no time.

Sometimes this happens when the diaper isn't secured correctly. But sometimes it happens just due to nature. The don't stay that little for long.

Correction..she needs three baths!

 

[NaijaProdigy Redux]

I'm going to have a nanny just like my parents did

 

[ThatTruth777]

I would be looking at the situation like , like fukk I don't want to deal with this shyt, literally, but I know I gotta

 

[ridingonawhim]

if that happened to me, im throwing that baby in the trash

BRREHH