The main thing that terrifies me about being a father....

[BelowTheMasonDixon]

it happens n u aint got no choice but to clean it up......put em in the tub n take errythang off, put dirty clothes in a plastic bag til u can wash them(or throw em away) cuz u finna be giving the baby a bath 4 a while. Basically just bath the baby cuz u cant clean up all that shyt properly with diaper wipes.

Women don't know anything about giving birth FOH.

 

[scarlxrd]

I thought this was going to be about teaching my daughter how to fight back her haters

 

[Lion-INI-spear222]

Thought this was gonna be bout social media and having a daughter

same thing I was thinking.

The countdown to those teen years

 

[MufasaChoppa]

if that happened to me, im throwing that baby in the trash

 

[BelowTheMasonDixon]

if that happened to me, im throwing that baby in the trash

 

[Hybrinetics]

that looks like coffee ice cream

 

[Strapped]

Dude being scared of shieet

 

[Queen]

Aww the baby had a blow out. She is still so cute. She just needs a bath and some lotion and she'll be smelling fresh in no time.

Sometimes this happens when the diaper isn't secured correctly. But sometimes it happens just due to nature. The don't stay that little for long.

 

[DrX]

Where do you even start brehs....

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lee ur a good dude bro, blessing to u and ur daughter

 

[Mowgli]

Where do you even start brehs....

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Been doing this for 2 years and change. Get a woman that loves you more then life and she will love your child the same. If your child is shytting down his leg like that, chances are the parent let the diaper fill up with shyt and then he shyt again. That, or they didnt put the diaper on right. This fatherhood shyt isnt that difficult.


Just dont get angry at your baby until they're at least 3. Parents screaming on 1 year olds, stunting their brain growth.

 

[Tim Dripcan]

if that happened to me, im throwing that baby in the trash

 

[agnosticlady]

Eh...nothing I have not seen before. Cleaning them up is cute and the best part is when they smile at you afterwards . Being the oldest daughter on my mothers side I have had to change dirty diapers many many many times.

 

[agnosticlady]

Been doing this for 2 years and change. Get a woman that loves you more then life and she will love your child the same. If your child is shytting down his leg like that, chances are the parent let the diaper fill up with shyt and then he shyt again. That, or they didnt put the diaper on right. This fatherhood shyt isnt that difficult.


Just dont get angry at your baby until they're at least 3. Parents screaming on 1 year olds, stunting their brain growth.

Yup I was thinking the same thing. If you are too afraid to clean that up that baby will eventually develop a severe rash.

 

[Mowgli]

Yup I was thinking the same thing. If you are too afraid to clean that up that baby will eventually develop a severe rash.

I held my wifes leg open while eating beef jerky and sippin Brisk Rasberry. The smell of life is worse then the smell of a shytty diaper. Keep the baby wipes on deck and wipe that butt. Dont want your baby to end up with Hemroids from unwiped sour butt. They could scratch the dirty area and scratch their eye. TO many problems from having a filthy child. All that ewwww shyt goes out the window when you think about your childs health. They could vomit in your fukkin face and let out a painful cry and u thinkin, damn, whats wrong with my little dude

 

[KravenMorehead™]