The Man Law Coli Edition Thread

[iMajor]

Let us start a new tradition and post things men should know to better prepare themselves for the world today that we live in.


Take care of yourself. My mom always told me "if you can't wipe your own ass how do you expect to take care of someone else."

Handle business either with school and/or work and start saving and investing when you educate yourself on the stock market. Get your constructive ideas out there and stay on stop on your stuff if you can.


Add on

 

[twan83]

Travel the World experience life before you settle down
Soak Your Wild Oats

 

[Son Of God]

Always floss after you eat and brush your teeth.Also, clean your freaking ears.

Always have an intention for anything that your doing, so that you know where you're going instead of wandering around aimlessly.

Anything that you do do it to the best of your ability. Because the quality of your work speaks mountains about your character.

Always make sure you have a clean bathroom, because when females come to your crib one of the first things they check is your bathroom.

Friends bring you go, but they don't bring you back.

Trouble don't set up as rain.

 

[Swiggy]

Your body is your temple, but your heart and mind give it worth. Health is only wealth if you bring education and appreciation with you

nikkas, don't be bringing some hoe to a get together when we serious bout our women

Aye man, let the DVR do it's thing and pause that shyt while you go take a piss. Your homies can chill for a talk or a refill. We ain't tryna miss shyt to catch you up, nikka

Naw, breh, don't even THINK that stanning someone gives you affiliation. You ain't win shyt, you ain't barely shyt. Sit'cho ass down with your solo cup of Sprite and watch the game like the rest of us

Did you just call me to ask me how my day goin?

Oh, so you gon act like staying over one night cuz your woman threw you out means we roomates

This nikka using my jokes to other people we know, now? I'll be gotdamned

Play yo position, nikkas

 

[iPod Raheem 2.0]

3 empty urinals side-by-side, which one do you pick? Always pick one of the end urinals. If you pick the middle urinal...

If there are 3 urinals side-by-side, and someone has taken one of the end urinals, you take the other end urinal. Otherwise,

If there are 3 urinals side-by side, and someone has taken the middle urinal, you go into a stall. Otherwise,

Should you be at an event and the bathroom has a trough urinal, cast your gaze straight ahead and/or up. If you allow your eyes to wander downward...

 

[Taadow]

Travel the World experience life before you settle down

Soak Your Wild Oats

Nicca...WHAT?? LMAO

Nicca said "SOAK" your oats! Soak 'em for what??

It's "Sow", bro!

 

[Just like bruddas]

Be yourself
Wear condoms

 

[newworldafro]

Classic thread has been approved for continuation....

Man Law!

 

[kbtwofour]

1. Travel the world.

2. Live within your means don't buy shyt you can not afford.

3. Have your life together before you even think about settling down. Be educated, have money/investments, have a good career, etc.

4. You can't make a ho into a housewife.

 

[Him Duncan]

1. You never lose bytches chasing money
2. You ALWAYS lose money chasing bytches

 

[newworldafro]

1. You never lose bytches chasing money
2. You ALWAYS lose money chasing bytches

looks at your avi..........

:manlaw:

 

[Schmoove]

You're not allowed to dress up like rappers after age 22.

 

[NoCones]

women around? put the toilet seat down, nikka

 

[Taadow]

Hol' up...

is the another "advice" thread, or a "Man Law" thread - because those two things aren't the same...

 

[Oye]

Always remember your time on this earth is finite, you will die someday so live to the best of your ability. I came very close to dying last year and being reminded of your own mortality is a real eye opener.