The Man Law Coli Edition Thread

[CouldntBeMeTho]

- Learn from your mistakes
- Accept responsibility for your actions
- Keep the complaining to a minimum, no one wants to hear that shyt, especially women
- Life is too short to be angry all the time, do your best to be happy

 

[Urahara_Kisuke]

3 empty urinals side-by-side, which one do you pick? Always pick one of the end urinals. If you pick the middle urinal...

If there are 3 urinals side-by-side, and someone has taken one of the end urinals, you take the other end urinal. Otherwise,

If there are 3 urinals side-by side, and someone has taken the middle urinal, you go into a stall. Otherwise,

Should you be at an event and the bathroom has a trough urinal, cast your gaze straight ahead and/or up. If you allow your eyes to wander downward...

*slides up like a dancer* Howdy, bro!

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

great timing for this thread.


decided that in 2013 I shall be alcohol free and drug free(drugs aint nothin), probably cigarettes too.

it won't be january FIRST I quit but give myself the 2nd and from then on I shall be living hopefully a righteous lifestyle and succeeding in school while still leaving no thread behind ever.

 

[88m3]

Just because she want's to be a model doesn't mean treat her as such

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

One of the few times I wish was still around because this thread is NOT a 'Man Law' thread.

The shyt we built on was.........​

 

[iMajor]

One of the few times I wish was still around because this thread is NOT a 'Man Law' thread.

The shyt we built on was.........​

You either build or destroy. So where are you coming from?

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

You either build or destroy. So where are you coming from?

I'm a man. My job is to build AND destroy. With that said:

If you date a woman who cannot cook, she is immediately remanded to 'jump-off' status until she acquires culinary skill. This is non-negotiable.​

 

[iMajor]

I'm a man. My job is to build AND destroy. With that said:

If you date a woman who cannot cook, she is immediately remanded to 'jump-off' status until she acquires culinary skill. This is non-negotiable.​

we will leave it at that.

 

[iPod Raheem 2.0]

*slides up like a dancer* Howdy, bro!

This is so disrespectful

Respect the urinal code, brehs, respect the code

Leave the urinal next to someone empty and if it's busy, keep your head up and look straight ahead and/or up

 

[iMajor]

Don't be a bytch

 

[kevm3]

Stay frosty in the midst of the storm and keep it pushing.

 

[bufu]

Don't talk out of your ass, or out of turn.

bytching and whining doesn't make the weather any warmer, get the job done faster, bring the finish line closer etc.

 

[The 2020 New Member]

-find out what people aren't doing, do that.

-think for yourself.

-we all do freaky shyt. doesn't mean i want to hear about it. unless we're drunk.

 

[Ronnie Lott]

Never fucc your homboys girl. Tell him that his bytch is a slut and tell him to drp her. Nyggaz die over women everyday.

If your homeboys fly is down, u are never to tell him, act like u never saw that shyt.

If a chick doesn't respond to you after 3 texts, erase that bytches bumber.

Never tell your homeboys bytch that he has other bytches on the side (even if she confronts u)

Under no circumstances are u to ever borrow the next nyggaz toothbrush, boxers or wifebeaters

Never leave your homeboys if he is gettin jumped. U fight to the death with him


To be cont.....

 

[SumBlackguyz]

Travel the World experience life before you settle down
Soak Your Wild Oats

Nicca...WHAT?? LMAO

Nicca said "SOAK" your oats! Soak 'em for what??

It's "Sow", bro!

both of you lummoxes are wrong. its sew