my boy benny would always throw these lame parties in HS that would end up being a sausage fest every time. I always went tho because
a) i'd always hope it'd turn out better

b) I wasn't the coolest muhfukka in HS

c) what else is there to do on a friday night?
and there WERE girls there, but they were always outnumbed by the fukkin guys that would show up uninvited. so what would happen is that in 'crunch time' it would inevitably turn into a feeding frenzy. guys utilizing desperate game to hook up with whatever chick was there so the night wasn't a total waste. now at one of these parties there was this very average looking DRUNK ass girl. she was usually very quiet at school. I wasn't friends with her but i'd see her around and occasionally say hi. anyway for whatever reason on this night she went HAM with the alcohol. stumbling around, throwing up, just generally being obnoxious. so once crunch time hit one of those uninvited clowns (who was wearing a bulletproof vest for some reason tryna be cool

) tried some desperate game on some
'i'll take care of yooou' type shyt

wiping her mouth when she got sick and feeding her more beers afterwards. when she got drunk enough this muhfukka carried her on his shoulders upstairs and signaled to his crew it was time to

and locked the door behind them.
it wasn't even a train, they all went in at the same time..
I saw ol' girl at school on monday and she straight up had dead eyes
never talked to her again.