The Moment You Realized The Thirst Was Real

At30wecashout

Veteran
Supporter
Joined
Sep 2, 2014
Messages
38,590
Reputation
19,643
Daps
179,782
when she got drunk enough this muhfukka carried her on his shoulders upstairs and signaled to his crew it was time to :eat:and locked the door behind them.

it wasn't even a train, they all went in at the same time..:wow:

I saw ol' girl at school on monday and she straight up had dead eyes :hmm:

never talked to her again.
I was laughing till this shyt. Ive got 3 sisters and zero tolerance for plottin ass nikkas.
 

El negrito de tejas

Fukk the govt I got my own Deficit
Joined
Jun 12, 2014
Messages
2,901
Reputation
810
Daps
10,797
Reppin
The country of myself
When I was in a drought I was sneak smashing this fat chick on campus.
I didn't smash her in my room and would only come over at night and she took notice of this and said, "are you ashamed of what were doing? You scared somebody gonna find out we fukkin? Cause I got plenty of nikkas in my phone just begging to come over and be seen with me."

Me: *in my head* "who the Hell is begging to be seen with you in public?"
 

Truth Hurts

Banned
Joined
Mar 5, 2014
Messages
1,261
Reputation
-2,055
Daps
1,843
In Korea (thirst capital for nikkas, still have no idea why), I was sponsoring a new coworker that just arrived, so I had to bring her out and show her the base so she can get acquainted.
Chick is married with three kids. So we walk around the BX (mall type area) showing her where stuff is, and nikkas is literally running up to her and hollering as soon as I would turn my back and talk to some people I knew, and she got a stroller and holding her son :snoop:


She even said it herself: "yeah my homegirl told me about Korea, but I didn't believe her, but the thrist is real here"


:deadmanny:
 

Easy-E

#MakeEmMad
Supporter
Joined
Jun 8, 2012
Messages
56,892
Reputation
10,412
Daps
168,584
Reppin
New Orleans/VA/Nashville
my boy benny would always throw these lame parties in HS that would end up being a sausage fest every time. I always went tho because

a) i'd always hope it'd turn out better :pachaha:
b) I wasn't the coolest muhfukka in HS :ld:
c) what else is there to do on a friday night? :yeshrug:

and there WERE girls there, but they were always outnumbed by the fukkin guys that would show up uninvited. so what would happen is that in 'crunch time' it would inevitably turn into a feeding frenzy. guys utilizing desperate game to hook up with whatever chick was there so the night wasn't a total waste. now at one of these parties there was this very average looking DRUNK ass girl. she was usually very quiet at school. I wasn't friends with her but i'd see her around and occasionally say hi. anyway for whatever reason on this night she went HAM with the alcohol. stumbling around, throwing up, just generally being obnoxious. so once crunch time hit one of those uninvited clowns (who was wearing a bulletproof vest for some reason tryna be cool :what:) tried some desperate game on some 'i'll take care of yooou' type shyt:steviej: wiping her mouth when she got sick and feeding her more beers afterwards. when she got drunk enough this muhfukka carried her on his shoulders upstairs and signaled to his crew it was time to :eat:and locked the door behind them.

it wasn't even a train, they all went in at the same time..:wow:

I saw ol' girl at school on monday and she straight up had dead eyes :hmm:

never talked to her again.

And if she cried "rape," she'd be considered a liar.

My kind, bawy...
 

Silver Surfer

Veteran
Joined
May 1, 2012
Messages
39,446
Reputation
-4,696
Daps
88,862
this situation actually happened to me with this asian girl back in HS...she was throwing up in the bathroom and the wolves was all checking her out....I was in the bathroom with her and I locked the door...and helped her out....I was always level headed and I knew in that situation this shyt could turn criminal...so I just put her in my my lil brother room and locked the door....the next day she was like "thanks"...i was like :whew:
 

Soundbwoy

Accept to take the L
Supporter
Joined
May 1, 2012
Messages
17,968
Reputation
4,472
Daps
57,574
Reppin
Montreal
when its 3 am the club is closing and nikkas is throwing game at anything with a vagina moving :why:
 

bogey_j

new love, same neurosis..
Joined
May 4, 2012
Messages
8,748
Reputation
-2,643
Daps
22,596
And if she cried "rape," she'd be considered a liar.

My kind, bawy...

this isn't a 'post your funniest HS stories' :pachaha: thread or even a #HOH thread, its a thread about thirst. so sorry if the story was too dark & fukked up for you to handle

i'm no hero, and i'm not going to come between a a wolf and its prey. not for a girl I barely knew. saw it all unfold and didn't really feel any way about it. I suppose that makes me a sociopath :leon:
 
Last edited:
Top