THE MONKEY | Based on the short story by Stephen King, produced by James Wan ((Discussion Thread))

[Lootpack]

WTF did I watch!
I laughed my ass off.

Spoiler

The bit with the bus cheerleaders getting decapitated was

Bodies all throughout exploding like it’s Team Fortress 2.

 

[DaRealness]

It had its moments but I wanted it to be much better than it was.

 

[darealvelle]

First half of the movie was good then it just went super goofy imo.

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

First half of the movie was good then it just went super goofy imo.

very incoherent, narrative all over the place. The characters were cool though, i chuckled at some of the scenes..but agree, it was more succesfully a Comedy than Horror.

 

[darealvelle]

very incoherent, narrative all over the place. The characters were cool though, i chuckled at some of the scenes..but agree, it was more succesfully a Comedy than Horror.

I agree, the movie had more of an idle hands vibe than how the movie was advertised.

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

We saw 'The Monkey'. I agree that the first half was stronger than the second half. It got a little too goofy for my taste but overall it was enjoyable. Chick I went with and I were both fukked up so that helped immensely

 

[daemonova]

 

[daemonova]

Looks really dope. Good to see my guy Theo too. The dark humor should lend itself better here than it did for Longlegs.

 

[daemonova]

Monkey Shines?

I wish this was monkey shines, that better than this shyt

 

[daemonova]

well, this wasn't for me, i guess the kills are very meta but nothing in the realm of in engaging story, maybe im just old, i don't know.

in the second act, Theo James doing a monologue, he aint talented enough for that, 5/10

 

[patscorpio]

the first half was strong; the second half got goofy as shyt..enjoyed the kills though

 

[Conz]

this movie fukkin sucked. this Oz Perkins dude is getting wayyyyyy too much love. Longlegs was slop too.

 

[daemonova]

this movie fukkin sucked. this Oz Perkins dude is getting wayyyyyy too much love. Longlegs was slop too.

longlegs had form, this was a mess, they wanted to say this toy monkey was killing ppl randomly but not really. the presentation is what killed this movie, why is this kid being bullied by random girls, aint there supposed to be a line of penises they got to hop over first before they bully one kid. Yeah, some chick pulled down my pants in junior high (she was moderately attractive, but everybody who rode that bus was basic af), she didn't take them.

and then when he grows up, it goes away. He meet a chick, hook up with a enough to have a kid, then the chick go away. by the second act, the little f they gave, they stop doing that

 

[Brandeezy]

What's up with that one guy's hair, I thought he had no eyes at first