The most annoying thing about being single

Womb Raider

5* Gooneral
Joined
Aug 23, 2014
Messages
32,445
Reputation
12,230
Daps
110,285
Reppin
Fo Nem
had this happen to me recently

thought we was gon kick it(and me get in that p*ssy of course)

but the bytch ended up leaving me hanging

thats happened to me way too many times lmao

I asked this girl for her number yesterday. She gave it. I asked her could I get to know her more and never got a response.

bytch why did you give me your number

did you ask in person or online?
 

UWasntThere

Superstar
Joined
Oct 10, 2017
Messages
6,164
Reputation
1,405
Daps
24,452
And here I was 20 mins ago thinking the most annoying thing about being single is having to ration out the dikk to too many takers.

But I'm in my 30's and women in their 30's are like brehs in their teens when it comes to sex.

Don't worry breh your time will come.
So the dirty 30's is real???

:blessed:
 

Mr Rager

Leader of the Delinquents
Supporter
Joined
Feb 9, 2014
Messages
15,574
Reputation
5,509
Daps
69,914
Reppin
Mars
Man these hoes come a dime a dozen, so you have to treat them as such. bytches be flaky, so that’s just some shyt that will happen. You just gotta be on some on to the next one shyt.

Man I was talking to a bytch in the street a few weeks ago and she was like, we gotta hang out, and asked for my number. So I text the hoe later in the week on that Friday and was like let’s get drinks later. This hoe was like bet. Then I never heard from the bytch again. You think I texted that bytch back? fukk no. I wasn’t even mad. That bytch don’t owe me shyt. I ran into this hoe last week and don’t even bring the shyt up. She was like we gotta get up:rudy: I was like yeah, just hit me when you get free. Once a bytch flake on you, you put the ball in that hoe court and move in to the next one. Just be friendly and cordial with hoes, rack up numbers and get you a roster. Then you can start flaking on these hoes when a better option pops up. That’s all these hoes be doing.

This is the only piece of good advice I've seen on the Coli in MONTHS :wow:
+Rep
 

Omar Little

It’s all in the Game Yo
Joined
May 1, 2012
Messages
14,860
Reputation
3,496
Daps
63,196
Reppin
B-More
Divorced at 60 :dahell:
How long were yall together?
You trying again or you done with relationships?
we stay cordial because we have 4 grandbabies but its better just to leave as is. I've dabbled in some dating sites but at my age its just really weird . Every so often I'll go the asian spot and get me a massage though :mjgrin::steviej:
 

Inf1ne

Banned
Joined
Dec 1, 2017
Messages
2,333
Reputation
-200
Daps
3,686
Who cares what you eat as long as you stay full:manny:
Ok think bout ya favorite album/mixtape could you bump it all day everyday?? How about when u really want to hear some bars ya aux cord dead for bout a week? And its just so many other tapes dropping for the spring in addition to other tapes u used to bump heavy..
U get w I'm saying now? Best to shuffle
 

Poitier

My Words Law
Supporter
Joined
Jul 30, 2013
Messages
69,412
Reputation
15,494
Daps
246,429
Me. Once a bytch flake on you, you put the ball in that hoe court and move in to the next one. Just be friendly and cordial with hoes, rack up numbers and get you a roster. Then you can start flaking on these hoes when a better option pops up. That’s all these hoes be doing.

Learning this is :wow:
 
Top