The MOST retarded thing about the slammy's....

[Kill Dat Noize]

yea, yea i know wrestling is fake and all that nonsense blah blah blah... spare me that bullshyt for just one moment.


look at some of these categories:

• Tell Me You Didn’t Just Say That” Insult of the Year

• Double-Cross of the Year

why would they reward people for such things???


you want people to be a star.... but you give out awards for best INSULT?????


and seriously, best double cross?????

when seth rollins turned on the shield he was lambasted by the commentary team like the fiend and spineless coward he is. i don't recall there being anything AWARD WORTHY about it!

something like best double cross is the type of thing that you would expect to be discussed by a THIRD PARTY.... you know like the coli or some other forum where smart marks share their opinions without regard to kayfabe. NOT THE ACTUAL FED ITSELF!!!

could you IMAGINE gorilla monsoon handing shawn michaels an AWARD for kicking marty jannety through that window??? could you IMAGINE asking the fans to actually VOTE for Andre the Giant after he ripped off Hogan's crucifix??

what kind of fukkery is this!?!?

these are not the type of things that should be CELEBRATED!

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

Good point

 

[Hard Hitta]

........ U take the slammys seriously?...















Like even a little bit?

 

[Quarterback]

........ U take the slammys seriously?...















Like even a little bit?

It should still have a semblance of kayfabe. Rewarding a heel turn makes it shoot/kayfabe. Leave that shyt to us or Meltser. The E just don't know what it's doin any more. Heel turns are supposed to be impactful and dramatic, they trivialise it when they reward them as if they were PWI.

 

[I'm Billy FUCO!!]

Haven't watched the E in a while.....has anyone else carried around their Slammy and took it seriously like Owen did back in the day?

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

Haven't watched the E in a while.....has anyone else carried around their Slammy and took it seriously like Owen did back in the day?

nope

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

Haven't watched the E in a while.....has anyone else carried around their Slammy and took it seriously like Owen did back in the day?

:smugowen:

 

[Jackson LeRoy Briggs]

Man, the Slammies have been nothing but fukkery since their inception. It's just that 80s goofiness has given way to Twitter-era goofiness.

 

[jackswstd]

I wish someone would sample Owen's steeze of stealing Slammys.

 

[R=G]

WWE.com has revealed the complete list of nominees for the 2014 WWE Slammy Awards, which air this Monday on RAW.

Match of the Year
The Shield vs. Evolution – Extreme Rules
John Cena vs. Bray Wyatt – Last Man Standing Match at Payback
Team Cena vs. Team Authority – 5-on-5 Traditional Elimination Match at Survivor Series
Daniel Bryan vs. Batista vs. Randy Orton – WWE World Heavyweight Championship Triple Threat Match at WrestleMania 30

WWE Superstar of the Year
Brock Lesnar
Dean Ambrose
John Cena
Seth Rollins
Daniel Bryan
Roman Reigns
Bray Wyatt

WWE Diva of the Year
AJ Lee
Paige
Nikki Bella
Brie Bella

LOL Moment of the Year
Damien Mizdow as The Miz’s Stunt Double
Mr. T thanks his mother at the 2014 WWE Hall of Fame
Vickie Guerrero throws Stephanie McMahon in a pool of pudding on Raw
El Torito vs. Hornswoggle – WeeLC Match at Extreme Rules

Extreme Moment of the Year
Brock Lesnar hits 16 German suplexes at SummerSlam
Kane hits Daniel Bryan with Tombstones on floor, steel steps and table on Raw
Chris Jericho hits a cross-body on Bray Wyatt from the top of a steel cage on Raw
Seth Rollins Curb Stomps Dean Ambrose through cinderblocks on Raw

Surprise Return of the Year
Hulk Hogan returns as the guest host of WrestleMania 30 on Raw
Ultimate Warrior returns to WWE at WrestleMania 30, Raw, Hall of Fame
Batista returns on Raw
The Rock returns to interrupt Rusev and Lana on Raw

“This is Awesome” Moment of the Year
Yes! Movement occupies Raw
Stephanie McMahon gets arrested and taken away on Raw
Sting debuts to help Team Cena defeat Team Authority
Hulk Hogan, The Rock and “Stone Cold” Steve Austin meet at WrestleMania 30

The OMG Shocking Moment of the Year
Brock Lesnar defeats The Undertaker’s WrestleMania Streak at WrestleMania 30
Seth Rollins turns on The Shield on Raw
Bray Wyatt’s choir surrounds John Cena inside Steel Cage on Raw
Nikki Bella turns on Brie Bella at SummerSlam

RAW Pre-Show Awards:

“Tell Me You Didn’t Just Say That” Insult of the Year:
Nikki tells Brie she wished she died in the womb on Raw
Paul Heyman raps on John Cena on Raw
Chris Jericho insults The Authority after Stephanie’s arrest on Monday Night Raw – July 28, 2014
The Rock insults Rusev and Lana on Raw

WWE Tag Team of the Year
Gold & Stardust
The Usos
Los Matadores with El Torito
Slater Gator with Mini Gator
The Miz & Damien Mizdow

Breakout Star of the Year
Rusev with Lana
Roman Reigns
Paige
Dean Ambrose
Seth Rollins

Hashtag of the Year
#OccupyRAW
#RKOOuttaNowhere
#MoscowMooseKnuckle
#EatSleepSuplexRepeat
#NineNinetyNine

Fan Participation Award
“You Sold Out” – Seth Rollins
“Nine Ninety-Nine” – WWE Network
“We The People” – Jack Swagger
“I’m Afraid I’ve Got Some Bad News” – Bad News Barrett
“He’s Got the Whole World in His Hands” – Bray Wyatt

Double-Cross of the Year
The Authority turns on Randy Orton on Raw
Seth Rollins betrays the Shield and joins The Authority on RAW
Nikki Bella betrays her twin sister Brie Bella at SummerSlam
Mark Henry turns on his friend, Big Show, on Raw

Animal of the Year
Gator (Hornswoggle)
Torito
Bunny
Grumpy Cat

Best Actor
The Miz
Batista
The Rock
Mizdow

NXT Superstar of the Year
Adrian Neville
Sami Zayn
Tyler Breeze
The Ascension

Anti-Gravity Moment of the Year
Seth Rollins dives off the balcony at WWE Payback
Adrian Neville’s Red Arrow
Dean Ambrose dives onto lumberjacks at SummerSlam
Kofi Kingston in the Royal Rumble Match

Faction of the Year
The Authority
The Wyatt Family
The Shield
The Rosebuds

Tweet It! Best Twitter Handle (aka Social Champion)
@HEELZiggler (Dolph Ziggler)
@JohnCena (John Cena)
@ZackRyder (Zack Ryder)
@Ryback22 (Ryback)
@nicoleandbri (Nikki & Brie Bella)
@RealPaigeWWE (Paige)

Raw Guest Star of the Year
Larry the Cable Guy
Jerry Springer
Kevin Hart
Hugh Jackman
Betty White

Rivalry of the Year
The Shield vs. Evolution
Daniel Bryan vs. The Authority
Brock Lesnar vs. John Cena
Rusev vs. The USA
Seth Rollins vs. Dean Ambrose

Best Couple of the Year
Daniel Bryan & Brie Bella
Triple H & Stephanie McMahon
Jimmy Uso & Naomi
Tyson Kidd & Natalya