The most sexy thing in bed is........

[R-Typ3]

Lol @ dildo trap house! if i were selling them my empire of sex toys would be huge selling to horny women *cough* like myself *cough* & women who want to bring spice to their relationship. I would have to be incogneto like @Cole Cash or Sia cause I cant have people knowing that I'm the CEO of a sex toy line.

Hell... Milk N Cookies would be a good ass name... shyt, I may just look into it.



No worries, I'll see that the Coli eats once I blow up.

If this was a game of bones u may have just dropped the big six on us..what's sexier than a woman with a freakee business mind... dizaam lol

 

[The Don]

and rub nyquil around her booty hole

and 5 hr energy drink on her clit

that's some weird ish

What you tryin to put her booty to sleep and wake her clit up?

 

[Marl0 Stanfield]

Lol @ dildo trap house! if i were selling them my empire of sex toys would be huge selling to horny women *cough* like myself *cough* & women who want to bring spice to their relationship. I would have to be incogneto like @Cole Cash or Sia cause I cant have people knowing that I'm the CEO of a sex toy line.

Hell... Milk N Cookies would be a good ass name... shyt, I may just look into it.

No worries, I'll see that the Coli eats once I blow up.

All a bro gotta do is come up from behind n kiss u on the neck n suck n bite on ur ear with one hand on ur breastasists and the other down ur panties with just the middle finger rubbing that clit fast as fukk like Grandmaster Flash scratchin records in ur draws. Then it's hammer time from the front with the thumb on ur bean. But I guess that would destroy the dildo economy so thank God for wack brehs n brehettes with ass secks game.

 

[Marl0 Stanfield]

do i have to hold it in place? is it cheap? is there a specific part of the clit i need to put it on (she's extremely picky when it comes to pleasuring her clit)?

with these answers come a rep

Whatever hand she uses is the side of the clit to work, bro. U gotta spread that shyt out and get the whole clit out in the open to get it right. Mfkas be rubbing chicks' shyt like they kneading dough, u only need one finger or thumb. One digit. U lay next to her and rub her jernt while she jerks u then u flip it on her and put ur head between her legs n do ur thing with her shyt spread n the tip of ur tongue pressed hard as fukk against her jernt flickin it. Every time she cums, u put ur thumb on the clit n work it while u put ur tongue in her p*ssy then lick n suck on her lips for a quick minute n it's back to business.

But personally I ain't with the secks toys, that's her thing, but if I'm in a relationship we fukking every night or every other night so the bytch should be looking forward like a mfka to it n saving it for me cuz she knows she bout to get wore out. And I'm not tryna sound like Supernegro either. I had to learn all this shyt the hard way just like the bros. U gotta listen to her body n not her mouth, cuz a chick'll tell u to do it one way but u flip it on her and she won't be able to ctrl herself. It's about ctrl n she loves for u to be in ctrl of her pleasure once she knows for a fact u can deliver like Domino's every damn time.

 

[R-Typ3]

All a bro gotta do is come up from behind n kiss u on the neck n suck n bite on ur ear with one hand on ur breastasists and the other down ur panties with just the middle finger rubbing that clit fast as fukk like Grandmaster Flash scratchin records in ur draws. Then it's hammer time from the front with the thumb on ur bean. But I guess that would destroy the dildo economy so thank God for wack brehs n brehettes with ass secks game.

A woman havin fun with a few toys don't mean a guy's sex game is wack it only enhances thangs so she can enjoy it even more

 

[Malta]

@Milk N Cookies gif usage in this thread

 

[Sandy_Cheeks]

yeen had nyquil around your booty hole

do u like getting ya booty ate
can a nikka anally penetrate
if so u gots to get the nyquil treatment

and the 5hr energy on your clit
will get it percolating





imaging my mouf over your clit with pop rocks exploding around it

Nygga hell naw I don't want none of that shyt around my box or buns. Ain't nobody trying to smell like they got the damn flu . Your girl is a brave one!

 

[GoPro]

Never had a live in gf, so her just being in the bed is pretty much a go.

 

[Marl0 Stanfield]

A woman havin fun with a few toys don't mean a guy's sex game is wack it only enhances thangs so she can enjoy it even more

It does if she's the one introducing them in the act. The man should be the one hoppin out the casket b*stard reincarnated with the new shyt as far as her clit goes. It's the same reason why u do foreplay so she can cum a dozen times before u hit it. It allows u to be able to get it how u want it and take the lead.

Wtf do brehs think that 50 Shades of Grey shyt was so big? The shyt might already be on her mind but she wants u to pop up with it first so she doesn't feel like a goddamned whore.

Then after that, y'all are partners in crime n edging each other on to do more adventurous shyt. You have to bring her into the freaky fold and make her a partner, otherwise ur playing catch up in her mind n the ctrl game is lost.

Of course it helps to be like an FBI profiler at first to see where her head is at secksually and how to approach it before u even see her box.

The best shyt is when u act timid at first then u pop up in full beast mode n start fukking her in public n all sorts of shyt.

 

[Milk N Cookies]

All a bro gotta do is come up from behind n kiss u on the neck n suck n bite on ur ear with one hand on ur breastasists and the other down ur panties with just the middle finger rubbing that clit fast as fukk like Grandmaster Flash scratchin records in ur draws. Then it's hammer time from the front with the thumb on ur bean. But I guess that would destroy the dildo economy so thank God for wack brehs n brehettes with ass secks game.

Well thank God I didn't read this at work...

 

[Jesus]

The black cock on the white bytch's face...the contrast...

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

when she brings a warm towel and cleans me off after we're done

that warm towel feels like heaven sauce.

 

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

Chick who is down to fukk in the morning is ..I actually messed with a chick who said she didn't like to fukk in the morning because she felt dirty .

p*ssy be warm wit dat marinated musk in the morning,

Also a chick crawling up into the bed naked

FYI, i dont use them all.

But they all have been used at least once.

After usage pics or nah?

Spoiler

I'm surprised i'm the first to ask

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

When he pulls it out and busses on my booty, or face.

 

[Phoenix_Knightly23]

I didnt want to post this here... but

Spoiler: this is not gonna end well...

DAMN GIRL