The new Batman/Bruce Wayne has been cast!

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Y'all need to read Year One and watch the TAS

Batman beat bad guys up and fukk bytches.
All this boo hoo my parents are dead and I am so hurt is movie embellishment. That shyt happens in the comics, but he ain't a sadboy. He ain't in his mansion all damn day.

In the comics for and TAS for the most part, Batman was an extremely smart and resourceful guy who is grounded, who has pride and dignity and a moral code. He has charisma, that's why the Justice League has him as defacto leader even without powers.

He gets moody and sad but he is a man. He carries himself as a man. A man's man.

He is like Don Draper in a way.

The movies takes the most moody and crybaby part of the character and made him seem unstable.

The man out here growling :hhh:


My Batman don't fukking growl :hhh:
Shoulda just cast Jon Hamm :manny:
 
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They gonna turn Batman into some romantic drama action teen flick like Twilight and it's going to be filled with long drawn out scenes with heavy dialogue and maybe 45 minutes - 1 hour of action...tops

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The best Batman was Val Kilmer
Val Kilmer entering the Batman role was the beginning of the end of the Batman franchise and George Clooney was the nail in the coffin. That along with Joel Schumacher's vision for Batman and Gotham was too campy and overdrawn for the time...those 90s Batman movies post Tim Burton didn't age well at all.
 

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Let's see,

In comic book world Marvel cast the following:
Topher Grace as Venom=FAIL
Ryan Reynolds in an alleged Wesley Snipes vehicle=super FAIL

DC has cast:
Jared Leto as Joker=FAIL
Ryan Reynolds as Green Lantern-FAIL
Gal Gadot as Wonder Woman=SUCCESS
Heath Ledger as Joker=super SUCCESS
Jesse Eisenberg as Lex=FAIL

place your bets on this twilight guy ...
 

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Uh Batman is most certainly a dikk bruh

U read the comics?:russ:
There’s a whole era of a$$hole Bats

No...see...

Tony Stark is an actual dikk. Like this man stole the DNA of Thor and cloned Thor and so he can fight Captain America and his allies in Civil War.

This man created a the Superhero Registration Act and put everyone's secret identities at risk. Spider-man loss his marriage and had his Aunt May killed due to Iron Man.

Batman doesn't do shyt like that.

The worst thing that is actual cannon that Batman has done is Brother Eye but that was some shyt that went out of control.

Batman is like a drill sergeant, he wants what is best for you, even if you dont like it, ultimately, it is the best course of action.

Meanwhile, Iron Man only cares about himself and his ideas - he just happens to be a good guy.
 

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Let's see,

In comic book world Marvel cast the following:
Topher Grace as Venom=FAIL
Ryan Reynolds in an alleged Wesley Snipes vehicle=super FAIL

DC has cast:
Jared Leto as Joker=FAIL
Ryan Reynolds as Green Lantern-FAIL
Gal Gadot as Wonder Woman=SUCCESS
Heath Ledger as Joker=super SUCCESS
Jesse Eisenberg as Lex=FAIL

place your bets on this twilight guy ...
Those movies are not from marvel studios
 

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:mjlol:DC was actually heading in the right direction with Wonder Woman, Aquaman and Shazam.They just had to fukk it all up didn't they.:francis:I'm seriously thinking of turning in my Dc stan card.
 
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