The New York Times ethers Guy Fieri's new restaurant

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That shyt was beautiful. And fukk Guy Fieri; he's an Oompa Loompa masquerading as a big-time chef. And he's an a$$hole.

Here's a blogpost by Eddie Huang, one of NYC's most renowned chefs, backing up the NY Times writer.

http://thepopchef.blogspot.com/2012/11/i-read-pete-wells-at-night-with-no.html

I've been reading a lot of reviews of Pete's review and just wanted to add this thought. This is a RICO case. We ALL knew Guy's restaurant would suck just like the Neely's sucked, just like every one in the hood knows who's running game. It's not a secret. THE MAN allows things to exist. Hustlers: from the dude with vials to Guy Fieri are ALLOWED to exist. You see them every day. You see vials on the street on the way to the train, you see billboards for the Food Network, Fieri, etc. We walk by every day hoping someone will stunt their money. And that's why I disagree with @wearyourfek (Foster Kramer) about how the article needed more advocacy, satire, or nuance. Why? These people don't deserve that. Liberals have such a problem shooting something in the face, but in life, that's what some things deserve. Guy Fieri doesn't deserve some nuanced, lightly complimentary, back handed critique.

He got exactly what he deserves, a shot in the face. And, it puts people on notice. It draws a line in the sand. ANYONE can get it. Why should the NY Times live in this vacuum only reviewing "industry" restaurants? Food needs to be democratized, but to have an efficient democracy, you need an educated populus. This review should be remembered as the moment we all recognized "Dumb Rappers Need Teaching". We THINK every one knows Guy Fieri sucks or that you should vote Obama, but every one does not know that my g. This was the ill McNulty moment when Wells finally indicted all the people who've been eating off the proliferation of hot trash. It tells us anybody can get it. If Justin Warner is gonna go all big hair and karmaloop clearance rack, this is a review of Do or Dine in 5 years. If I decide to watch bangbros 5 times a day instead of 3, this is a review of Baohaus next week. You push hot trash on the people, you will get dealt with, Scripps can't protect you from THE HAMMER. This indicted Fieri, Scripps, and anyone else opening some sort of celebrity Cheesecake Factory. Just Say No to Hot Trash America. #RICO

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I knew something like this would happen after it was revealed that he hated gays and jews. They don't forget.
 

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Never piss off a writer, something happened. When I covered fights if the promoter was big time he would cater all the media. You wonder why shyt shows get decent reviews. A well fed writer is a happy one of course I kept my integrity but it was always a nice spread.
 

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Could it be that bad though? Sounds awful, but maybe they went off the deep end, a little. I don't know much about the dude, but he looks like a douche.
 

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I wouldnt eat free food from his restaurant.
 

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