The Nissan Altima commercial with the couple going to the game

Bless't

Living the dream
Joined
May 16, 2012
Messages
16,652
Reputation
3,188
Daps
36,424
Reppin
NULL
LOL @ dudes child like look peering through the window like a kid when they pulled up to the stadium.

image.png



:russ:

Dude may have been on his Gameboy the whole drive over.

:yeshrug:

:lolbron:
 

DonKnock

KPJ Gonna Save Us
Joined
Mar 31, 2015
Messages
27,156
Reputation
7,860
Daps
88,735
Reppin
Houston
:russ: I demand more back stories for the couple in the commercial.

I will even put up some coli cash for some good ones.:sas2:

Get to it brehs. :blessed:


So here's the back story...


As a child, Young Breh's parents were given a great job opportunity overseas. His family traveled from their home in Tennessee to a land far away. Little Breh spent his whole childhood stanning the local soccer players and even playing himself, which helped him keep in shape for the foreign brehettes:takedat:.

His father, now unable to watch his beloved Oilers (at the time of course) could only tell young Breh about the glory days of Warren Moon. While intrigued by his father's tales, Breh was mainly focused on his favorite sport: soccer.


*Fast forward a few years*

Father tells grown Breh that they will travel together back to where they are from in Tennessee. Breh is excited because his whole life he wanted to see the place that his parents talk about. But they are not going just to tour around. Father is going back for a business deal with a potential client. He tells Breh that the client's daughter is the same age as he is and they will be spending time together while Father is talking business. :obama:

Breh and Father arrive and stay at a relative's home. The daughter contacts breh on social media and tells him that they are going somewhere to watch the game and to dress the part. Breh's cousin holds him down and loans Breh his fresh Mariotta jersey:ohlawd:.

Unbeknownst to Breh, the daughter has done her due diligence and is tryna get it in:banderas:.


She picks Breh up and the rest is history:noah:
 

pickles

Veteran
Joined
Aug 30, 2013
Messages
23,008
Reputation
4,678
Daps
68,583
Reppin
#Byrdgang
All them commercials during football suck.

The Papa John's ones. :scust:

That Samsung Galaxy one ( I push the mute button when I hear that shyt)

I low key that Apple commercial with Stevie Wonder too.
 
Joined
Jul 13, 2015
Messages
5,095
Reputation
-85
Daps
13,827
Its because whoever wrote the girls lines is using the most basic ass terminology in an attempt to make her seem knowledgeable.

She should have been spitting X's and O's for the commercial to make sense but instead she is spitting Magic Johnson tweets:francis:

also dont know why its sexist to say: MOST WOMEN DONT KNOW shyt ABOUT FOOTBALL-- Have watched games with different women some family, some co workers, some girlfriends, some thots-

the only comment they have ever had: some dudes butt, or they hear a name that relates to a reality show they been watching and ears perk up "Reggie Bush- he was with Kim Kardash right?? "

I have enver heard a woman comment on the defensive scheme, or ANYTHING a running back needed to do ***

**Old ladies are an exception but im talkin about women- as in under 40- as in guys still try to smash you
 

holidayinn21

:SmugMoneyMike:
Joined
May 1, 2012
Messages
18,320
Reputation
2,526
Daps
55,980
Reppin
The mutha****in BX
It was probably a titans/jags game they attended. As she was talking that smart dumb, mickey mouse shyt,

her date turned around to see if anyone had overheard what she was saying:

jaguars-fan-gif.gif
 

RammerJammer

#RollTide #TSC #RiseUp #BullsNation #RIPKobe
Joined
Dec 31, 2012
Messages
88,228
Reputation
12,808
Daps
346,912
Reppin
Montgomery, Alabama
This commercial and the Aflac commercial with the white broad and the black dude at the gym are both made to feminize the black man. The black dude shrieks everytime he see the duck, while the white chick is indifferent and stoic. :stopitslime:

That commercial pisses me off :francis:
 
Top