aka the story
Today we mourn, but mostly laugh, at the life of @TELL ME YA CHEESIN FAM?, a poster whose only consistent relationship was with the “@” button.
Survived by:
Cause of death:
He tagged the same 5 people 1,384 times, waiting for a response that never came. His Wi-Fi finally gave out, taking him with it. Witnesses say his last words were, “@bro come debate me…” before the router lights blinked out forever.
Legacy:
While most men leave behind children, careers, or at least a barbeque set, @TELL ME YA CHEESIN FAM? leaves behind nothing but a trail of dusty threads where he got cooked by strangers. His greatest accomplishment in life? Becoming the only man who could die of “unread notifications.”
May he rest in peace, alone—just like he lived.
Some examples below....
Today we mourn, but mostly laugh, at the life of @TELL ME YA CHEESIN FAM?, a poster whose only consistent relationship was with the “@” button.
Survived by:
- His unpaid light bill
- A futon shaped like his body
- An Amazon cart full of things he can’t afford
Cause of death:
He tagged the same 5 people 1,384 times, waiting for a response that never came. His Wi-Fi finally gave out, taking him with it. Witnesses say his last words were, “@bro come debate me…” before the router lights blinked out forever.
Legacy:
- Zero family
- Zero friends
- Zero dollars in the bank
- Zero bytches
- But 100% dedication to trying (and failing) to get noticed by posters who barely knew he existed
While most men leave behind children, careers, or at least a barbeque set, @TELL ME YA CHEESIN FAM? leaves behind nothing but a trail of dusty threads where he got cooked by strangers. His greatest accomplishment in life? Becoming the only man who could die of “unread notifications.”
May he rest in peace, alone—just like he lived.
Some examples below....
