The Offcial Stories from College Thread

[Nobuo Uematsu]

Can't lie, I was on my harry potter in college. Kept to myself mostly and had my lil scumbag tendencies, but mostly at stuff that happened around me.

I used to do work study at a communications company on campus and it came out that the secretary, this dumpy white woman shaped like a peanut M&M was getting it in with the department head and got pregnant. She resigned a couple weeks later but the department head was like "y'all really think i'm leaving because of her? shiddddd "

Used to date this real, real crazy broad who used to only take it up the butt because she was "saving the cooch for marriage". she was mad insane tho, and after she slapped me in my face while I was watching Evangelion i had to break it off. Started messing with this other chick, she used to come to the dorm to get broke off frequently. One day, we kicking it and ol crazy girl come to the room and knock on the door and would NOT leave no matter how quiet we were. I didn't want a scene so I answered and she was like "who you got in there?"

I ran her off eventually and finished up with ol girl, and then after ol girl left she came back and i got in that butt one more time for memories' sake.

Funny thing about that chick is that I had a friend, real cool since freshman year, I told this dude all about her crazy and he ended up getting with her after I did. They in the middle of the street getting into fights and shyt. She ended up kicking a dent in the door of his car.

Man, so many stories. I was a RA too so there's plenty of stupid shyt that I got from that experience

 

[#1 pick]

Can't lie, I was on my harry potter in college. Kept to myself mostly and had my lil scumbag tendencies, but mostly at stuff that happened around me.

I used to do work study at a communications company on campus and it came out that the secretary, this dumpy white woman shaped like a peanut M&M was getting it in with the department head and got pregnant. She resigned a couple weeks later but the department head was like "y'all really think i'm leaving because of her? shiddddd "

Used to date this real, real crazy broad who used to only take it up the butt because she was "saving the cooch for marriage". she was mad insane tho, and after she slapped me in my face while I was watching Evangelion i had to break it off. Started messing with this other chick, she used to come to the dorm to get broke off frequently. One day, we kicking it and ol crazy girl come to the room and knock on the door and would NOT leave no matter how quiet we were. I didn't want a scene so I answered and she was like "who you got in there?"

I ran her off eventually and finished up with ol girl, and then after ol girl left she came back and i got in that butt one more time for memories' sake.

Funny thing about that chick is that I had a friend, real cool since freshman year, I told this dude all about her crazy and he ended up getting with her after I did. They in the middle of the street getting into fights and shyt. She ended up kicking a dent in the door of his car.

Man, so many stories. I was a RA too so there's plenty of stupid shyt that I got from that experience

 

[TrueAlphaMale]

So glad I dropped out of college

Seems like it's 90% fukkery, 9% liberal propaganda, 1% useful education

 

[#1 pick]

So glad I dropped out of college

Seems like it's 90% fukkery, 9% liberal propaganda, 1% useful education

It was useful in a sense my Jr and Sr year but before then it was all about fun experiences and doing things I had no business doing.

 

[patscorpio]

i have a random story
it was during my senior year in undergrad. There was a lot of fukkery that year. Esp in the dorm suite i lived in with 5 other guys, all white. The particular fukkery was inspired because one random event. See on campus the holy rolys like to visit my campus randomly and solicit. Stopping ppl when they're walking to talk religion with them and give them bibles. Now most of them were cool and polite about it so I didn't completely blow them off. However one day this cat stopped me. Dude was real intense about wanting to talk about religion to me. He was starting to make me a little nervous. He wouldn't leave me alone until I gave him my room phone number and i took his number down. I ended up giving him the campus police number lol. Then he gave me a small new testament bible to take with me and said he'll contact me soon. Right!!!
I took the bible with me back to my dorm. The only people that were there at the time was one of my roommates and some chick was in the bedroom. They was having *borat voice* Sexy Time!!! I put my bag down and i put the bible on my desk. Then I had a shot of inspiration . I decided to fukk up their groove. Not maliciously but just for shyts and giggles. I put on a pastor's voice (sometimes with a regular accent or African accent) and would read random scripture from the bible and mix in messages like "if you're not doing any work in there, you're sinning". . I did that for like 10 mins then went to go get a drink of water. 5 minutes later ol' girl came out of the room, thanked me, and left the dorm. Had me for a sec then my roommate came out pissed talmbout "PAT YOU fukkING IDIOT!!!..DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST DID!!!" I was like what? . Then he told me that she was one of those chicks who was not into casual sex unless the relationship was going to somewher eand he spent time working on that to lower her defenses. Apparently the shyt was I was talking through the door made her feel guilty right in the middle of things and she put a stop to what they were doing.
My reaction to this was followed by my ass off...on the ground rolling around crying with laughter. My roommate got real angry and then tried to kick me on the ground. I had to get up real quick as he was approaching me with balled up fists. I had to tell him, in between fits of laughter, that he didn't want to do this and it wasn't that serious. Like i said it was just for shyts and giggles, which was the norm in the dorm. The other roommates heard about it later and laughed about it until I started doing the same thing to them. Pretty much for the rest of the year had to learn their schedules just so i can bring a chick over to the dorm. They were frothing for revenge . They never got it though lol.

 

[Chris.B]

Ran trains on this white chick who is now married to a pastor
I'm not here to judge...God forgives...

 

[Legendinmyownmind]

seen some shyt nothing too crazy, just lots of fat ("thick") white girls get ran through. one time we were all chillin in my boy's suite just smoking and bullshytting and this chick come up and goes right into one of the bedrooms. I thought it was just her and my boy but like an hour later my other homie comes out and sits down and smokes a cig. He goes back in and 5 minutes later other dude comes out for a breather, they went back and forth on ol' girl for like 2 hours. fukking comedy watching her have to walk past us to leave after it was all said and done. So shameful. Living on campus I saw how slutty these girls really were, funny to be randomly walking around early af in the morning and see them tryin to sneak out dude's rooms without getting exposed.

Another chick got herself kicked out of school and a security guard fired cause they were going up into the classrooms at night and getting it in. She looked like a man with makeup on straight up so he lost twice

 

[patscorpio]

Another story
This was during my junior year in undergrad. My roommate had just lost his virginity to his gf a couple months before the college year started. He was inexperienced in sex and had some of the issues that come up with things like that. Issues like cumming too early. This I was able to deduce when I saw a stack of climax control condoms on his desk one day. I had to clown him about that shyt. One day I was in the dorm room doing something on my computer when I got an IM from a chick on campus. She had practice she had to go to but she had an itch that she wanted me to scratch first . I was with it so I went to do my pre sex prep. She came through and it was straight to business.
I went to go get a condom in my usual stash drawer and couldn't find any. I was . I was pretty consistent in reupping my condom stash from the health office and couldn't figure out why. Then I saw the climax control condoms on my roommate's desk. I was like this will have to do I guess. I had no idea how climax control condoms worked. I thought all it did was make shyt tighter Within 5 minutes of stroking I got the answer. It wasn't snug but I couldn't feel a thing. I got nervous as fukk about that. After about 20 mins of fukking and doing different positions. I wasn't even close to cumming or feeling anything . Chick saw the time and was like she had to be out and that we can finish up another time. I was like yeah we can do that.
As soon as she left I whipped off that condom and hopped in the shower frantically trying to wash whatever was in that condom off my person. It took a couple of hours until I felt normal down there. Later on that night I'm talking to my roommate, told him what happened, and how I used one of his condoms. Then I asked how the fukk does he use them shyts? He tells me he doesn't use them and hadn't in a min. You see he knew where my condom stash was and started using mine. He told me this with the . I wanted to punch him in the stomach for that. After that I made sure that I had a backup stash and I told my roommate he better make an effort to get his own stash.