CJ
Your objective semi-troll
lol poor Raptors fans
that was done by a Raptor fan though. Dude's signatures are hilarious.
the offical dwight to the lakers thread
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that was done by a Raptor fan though. Dude's signatures are hilarious.
well... rumor is ORL knew he didn't want LA
so thats da reason they traded him there
they may have put him inna place he didn't want BUT they fukk'd their franchise for a least a decade
Slob On My Knob
Rookie
damn why is this thread still up
Mic-Nificent
I didn't eat nobody
This shyt isn't even accurate.
Last year before the trade Deadline he was saying he didn't want to go to the Lakers. After the Brooklyn deal fell through and the Lakers got Nash Dwight said he'd be willing to stick with the Lakers long term.
So no, the Magic didn't trade him to the Lakers because he didn't want to go there. If Orlando wanted a deal to stick it to Dwight and get a bunch of assets they would have shipped him to Houston.
Knowing Dwight and Mitch, they probably expected Orlando to trade Dwight to wherever he told them he didn't want to go:
Mitch: Ok homey, you ready to ride with Lakeset?
Dwight: O fo' sho based Mitchgawd
Mitch: Stop kissin' my azz, 'fo I rain on you like Kobe did. Here's what we gonna do. You need to be a complete irrational azzhole, and fake injuries, talk sh*t about players, coaches, and owners, and completely destroy locker room chemistry, so that there is no other choice but to trade you.
Dwight: Yup
Mitch: Then you must state you want to go to Brooklyn or Chicago. By all means, do not mention you want to be in Los Angeles. You need to talk about Los Angeles like it's the monster, ya dig, like you want no parts of it. Them central Florida swamp livin' hicks are stupid enough to believe you'd actually want to go to New York over LA. And they will think they're smart because they are trading you out of the conference, and at the same time gettin' back at you by trading you to a team you don't want to go to. Follow my lead, and you'll be acting as a stunt double in Shazam 2 and catching herpes from Jessica Alba and her crew of hoes in no time.
Dwight:
Mitch: Now get the f*ck out of my office you spineless overrated fakkit, and thank your lucky stars you're playing now, last decade you would have been backing up Elden Campbell.
Dwight: Damn, it's like that at Lakeset, where's the love?
Mitch: Ha, that's nothin', just wait until that locker convo with the gawd after you don't pass to Kobe when you're in the post with a clear advantage ,while he's being doubled at halfcourt
Dwight:
Can I think this over?Mitch:
if u think Nash changed his thinkinghe had no other options
it's been said on da sport radio in ORL/central FL -multi times
Trust Me
Coli Prophet
I honestly think LA was Dwight's 2nd choice. When he saw that Orlando wasn't gonna deal with BK whatsoever, he softened his stance. I think he's happy he's in LA. I still think he's a bytch. Always have, always will.
As for the bold part, I really wish you guys would stop bringing up the Houston deal that was supposedly on the table .. because it never was. If it was .. he'd be a Rocket right now.
@ this being stickied..
Word
I don't come in here that much, waiting on the NBA season to start back up. I saw this still up here like WTF.
OG_StankBrefs
Da Spice...
You nikkas brought dis shyt upon yourselves doe. 
OTC
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Shout out to all my nikkas who knew the Lakers still wouldn't be shyt even with Dwight and Nash 
