The Official 2012 London Olympics Thread

[Versa]

Ya'll made me miss the Phelps race...distracting me with all these bad bytches and blasphemous things such ass Shelly being married.

 

[Jesus]

You nikkas must be watching NBC with that delayed ass broadcast.

 

[FloorGeneral]

17 Gold Medals in his career

And it'll be 18 after tomorrow. GOAT.

 

[mastermind]

Shelly no!

her ass is ready to bust out that dress tho

 

[Real]

Did they do the women's 800m yet on NBC?

 

[Rocket Scientist]

I would for Allyson

 

[FloorGeneral]

Did they do the women's 800m yet on NBC?

Nope

 

[Rocket Scientist]

And it'll be 18 after tomorrow. GOAT.

Phelps got more bling then your fav rapper.

 

[Real]

Phelps got more bling then your fav rapper.

Puts 2chainz to shame

 

[Versa]

Phelps got more bling then your fav rapper.

That's impossible because my favorite rapper is Brian Pumper.

 

[Swiggy]

I would for Allyson

 

[Swiggy]

I wanna pour some minute maid tropical juice in her belly button and slurp it out

I wanna win the lottery, and give her half, 80% if she says yes

 

[Swiggy]

Some of the shyt I'd do to Allyson Felix has to be illegal in some countries. My goodness that girl is beautiful.

You know a chick is the whole package when you'd cuddle up with her late at night, sip some Alize on the rocks and watch Twilight: Eclipse with her.

When a girl so good, and nikkas dap you for simpin

 

[Real]

I wanna win the lottery, and give her half, 80% if she says yes

I wanna wake up next to her in a bed off the coast of FL and look her in here eyes and ask: "So what are you thinking about?"

 

[Versa]

I wanna pour some minute maid tropical juice in her belly button and slurp it out

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

It's comforting to know that there's nikkas out there just as OD-freak minded as I am. Makes me feel like less of a weirdo. I would literally do this shyt despite laughing at you so hard just now I almost pissed myself.