The OFFICIAL 2013 GOAT poster of the year is Walt...acceptance speech on page 5!

Who is the GOAT poster of 2013?


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Houston911

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it would be tough to narrow it down to 3, let alone 1 :lupe:
 

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only a NYC nikka would get no votes

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The one with the most votes is from NYC though.



No homo I'm voting for @Yung Yogurt or @Buckeye Fever cause they post like they never ran from stray dogs because they didn't want to mess up their new kicks. I respect niqqas like that. :takedat:
 

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@Walt in honor of your victory, I want to bless you with an autographed pair of Super Lover Cee and Cassanova Rudd size 13 1/2 Travel Fox (Green and Yellow)

Also, I wanna bless you with a free tryout to be a S1W, I know Professor Griff from hanging out in LI.

One more thing, no homo but I wanna link up at West 4th to play you one on one in a game of basketball, with no ball, ala Nutso and Shep. The loser gotta slap box Savion Glover wearing a Triple Fat goose vest with no shirt on under.


:salute: At the greys on the side of your waves.
 

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*steps to the podium*

Before accepting this honor, I want to acknowledge and salute all of the nominees:

@mastermind
@Ed MOTHERfukkING G
@#1 pick
@tremonthustler1
@NYC Rebel
@Buckeye Fever
@2Quik4UHoes
@FreshFromATL
@charmander

What an eclectic and diverse group of motherfukkers they are. Clap for 'em.

Now let us move on to the honor at hand...

I am proud to say that my e-peers have voted to recognize me as the Official 2013 Greatest Of
All Time Poster Of The Year. A title that truly rolls off the tongue.

Today I finally know what it's like to be a generic white coach in professional sports. No, I don't deserve this honor at all, and yes I'm receiving it on some accumulation of past quality posts lifetime achievement bullshyt, but fukk it, whatever fam. I'll take it.

The truth is, outside of True Coliwood Stories - which I actually plagiarized from a draft of a memoir @Art Barr sent me for grammar editing - I've barely contributed a damn thing to this forum over the past year. I'll drop an occasional basketball musing, toss a handful of nicknames on the fire, and excoriate a duke player here and there, but I ain't bringing all that much to the table lately. Haven't had the time or inclination to do so. And half this forum is on my ignore list at this point anyway. We had a nice podcast going, and it fell apart. So we put out a new version, and that shyt been inconsistent. I barely post about my favorite team, and I don't even bother with trading insults anymore unless we're talking about @Soundwave's mother.

@mastermind should've won this, but I'm guessing he's too even-tempered to hold sway with a lot of posters, and he roots for cursed franchises. Also I doubt his facial hair looks like the king commissioned a famous artist to sculpt it, and mine does.

:salute: to every poster who voted for me. I promise to reward your support by posting even less in 2014.

:manny:

fukk duke, Coach Kampf, Shane Batty Boy, KG aka Black Snake Moan, James Harden da Heliflopter, Bill Simmons, Steppin A. Fetch, and anyone I forgot
 

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ATL dudes: Next year, try to have only one nominee. You guys were probably cannibalizing votes.
 
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