The OFFICIAL 2015 College Football RANDOM thoughts thread

[hood b. goode]

HATIN' ASS SPURRIER HATCHES A CONSPIRACY

Les let Brandon Harris throw it two times in the red zone. Last time an LSU quarterback threw it up twice in a row they banned Jordan Jefferson from Walk-Ons for life.

Paul Johnson hasn't lost this badly to Notre Dame and Duke grads since the bank came after his farm in '82.

Mark Dantonio out there struggling against a MAC team like he's got a $15 million buyout and a Hawkeye tat on his leg.

I am gonna start calling the Longhorn defense the Bilderberg group cause they're supposedly elite but no one ever seems to see them in public.

I can see why you're still mad, though. A failure to execute properly seems like the least Texan thing possible.

They called Brigham Young the American Moses, so I see why the offense died without reaching the end zone.

It took A&M five quarters to beat Arkansas, which means the Razorbacks are easier than Donkey Kong.

Weird day when you see Aggies struggling with some hogs and don't call the police or your pastor.

I call Texas Tech's offense The Big Bang Theory because it puts up big numbers, is indefensible, and no one I know watches it.

Butch Jones runs his program by the numbers. These numbers: seven and five.



Call Auburn Marshall Henderson cause they're throwing up threes against Miss State.

 

[TUA TAGOVAILOA]

can he play qb?

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

I love looking forward to Saturdays again

 

[hood b. goode]

I love looking forward to Saturdays again

now that brady hoke back at Old Country Buffet on saturdays

 

[FakeNews]

I miss Harbs

Please comeback

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

So many roids

 

[FakeNews]

So many roids

And all of them are dead too except Animal

 

[smitty22]

And all of them are dead too except Animal

Animal the pops of St.Louis all time leading tackler James Laurinatis

 

[malbaker86]

whats on tap this weekend?

Us vs Ole Miss at 7 on ESPN. I have a funny feeling about this game.....and not in a good way

 

[Black White Sox Hat]

Us vs Ole Miss at 7 on ESPN. I have a funny feeling about this game.....and not in a good way

They overrated man.Yall will be alright.

 

[malbaker86]

They overrated man.Yall will be alright.

You must didn't see our offense after the first drive. We were PATHETIC

 

[Dak Pickscott]

And all of them are dead too except Animal

 

[FakeNews]

Get em' Dabo

'Polls are such a waste of my time. Those people who don't believe in us. Believed in Oregon, Auburn and Arizona State.

 

[RammerJammer]

Who's watching the Derrick Thomas SEC storied?

 

[Rigby.]

Get em' Dabo

'Polls are such a waste of my time. Those people who don't believe in us. Believed in Oregon, Auburn and Arizona State.

I'm mot sure why on paper you wouldn't have believed in Oregon and Auburn to at least be top 10 teams. Hindsight is something but on paper those are teams that were in favorable situations in a very weak field